I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

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I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

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The way Hans purrs when he says “or we’ll find some place more private” that man got a taste of Henry and now he’s insatiable.
Hans really had a first time "Sex with feelings"tm and was like "Damn, it's supposed to feel like that? I want more of that!"
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Hans Capon/Henry
Characters: Henry (Kingdom Come: Deliverance), Hans Capon
Additional Tags: Explicit Sexual Content, Explicit Language, Mutual Pining, Sexual Tension, Voyeurism, Masturbation, Hand Jobs, Blow Jobs, Anal Sex, Wet Dream, Suchdol siege, Idiots in Love, Slow Burn, Humor, Awkward Sexual Situations, Canon Compliant, Yearning, Sexual Fantasy, Anal Play, Bottom Henry (Kingdom Come: Deliverance), Top Hans Capon, Dirty Thoughts
Series: Part 3 of Well Spent
Summary:
In which Henry of Skalitz, feeling the terrible bite of hunger after more than twenty days under siege, sneaks into Lord Capon’s room in the middle of the night, convinced he will find something to eat. That not being the most inappropriate thing he does that night.
You can read it as a one-shot, but it’s funnier if you’ve already read the previous chapters:
Time Well Spent
More Time Well Spent
Scriptorium-made explicit spoiler illustration of the fic below the cut 😏 (Previous chapters illustrations coming soon). Enjoy! 💛🖤
me, at least one a day: ha. haha yeah. it's just this little game. idk if u heard of it...........
Totally looks like my house
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So I was at work, as usual, and I was bored as fuck. Lucky me, I work at the city library and I've got plenty of books to read or skim or simply look at the figures like a baby. Well, there was this book about beds in the Middle Ages and this picture struck me badly.
The Procreation, from the Livre des propriétés des choses, Paris, ca. 1414.
I immediately figured out that there was some work to be done. And et voilá (or whatever the French say):
Thank you Scriptorium for allowing me to apply my stupidity. Funny thing is that the original illuminated piece is called "The procreation" and I frankly imagine Henry and Hans discussing about how they cannot have kids and procreate but they won't stop trying 👀👀
Pookie doesn't like my outfit :(
Yet, he wasn't that picky when I f☆☆ked him in this outfit 🤔🤔
"So uh. Maybe on the way we can look for my father's sword too?"
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 3/3
Fandom: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Hans Capon/Henry
Characters: Henry (Kingdom Come: Deliverance), Hans Capon, Jitka of Kunstadt, Theresa (Kingdom Come: Deliverance), Hynce Ptáček z Pirkštejna Additional Tags: Forbidden Love, Secret Relationship, Bittersweet, Post-Canon, Melancholy, Nostalgia, Flashbacks, Memories, Implied Sexual Content, Implied/Referenced Sex, soft moments, Boys Kissing, Cuddling, Doomed Relationship, medieval setting, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Angst, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Yearning, Religious Guilt, Tragic Romance, Complicated Relationships, Adultery, Emotional Infidelity, Running Away
Summary:
After years apart, Henry and Hans find their way back to each other. Lying on a meadow, they remember something that was, something that should never have been and something that never truly existed...
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 2/3
Fandom: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Hans Capon/Henry
Characters: Henry (Kingdom Come: Deliverance), Hans Capon, Jitka of Kunstadt, Theresa (Kingdom Come: Deliverance), Hynce Ptáček z Pirkštejna Additional Tags: Forbidden Love, Secret Relationship, Bittersweet, Post-Canon, Melancholy, Nostalgia, Flashbacks, Memories, Implied Sexual Content, Implied/Referenced Sex, soft moments, Boys Kissing, Cuddling, Doomed Relationship, medieval setting, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Angst, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Yearning, Religious Guilt, Tragic Romance, Complicated Relationships, Adultery, Emotional Infidelity
Summary:
After years apart, Henry and Hans find their way back to each other. Lying on a meadow, they remember something that was, something that should never have been and something that never truly existed...
Chapter Summary:
How do you truly define the day you lose someone? Is it something that happens all at once? Or is it more like the slow fraying of fabric, so gradual you can’t tell when it began? Lying side by side in the grass, Henry and Hans find themselves reconsidering a past that should never have existed.
Original Italian Version here!

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Chapters: 1/3
Fandom: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Hans Capon/Henry
Characters: Henry (Kingdom Come: Deliverance), Hans Capon
Additional Tags: Forbidden Love, Secret Relationship, Bittersweet, Post-Canon, Melancholy, Nostalgia, Flashbacks, Memories, Implied Sexual Content, Implied/Referenced Sex, soft moments, Boys Kissing, Cuddling, Doomed Relationship, medieval setting, Other Additional Tags to Be Added
Summary:
After years apart, Henry and Hans find their way back to each other. Lying on a meadow, they remember something that was, something that should never have been and something that never truly existed...
New profile picture for my Ao3! Can't stop playing Scriptorium 🪶🪶
You can check my Ao3 here ✨✨
Some of my Hansry fics under the cut ⚔️
Yeah, I bought Scriptorium and it's doing bad things to me...
Zoomed details below the cut (obviously uploaded in shit quality)
ao3 asking if i want to see mature content. do i want to see birds in the sky. do i want to feel the wind in my hair and the grass under my feet
Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games) Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hans Capon/Henry, Hans Capon & Henry
Characters: Hans Capon, Henry (Kingdom Come: Deliverance), Original Characters
Additional Tags: Explicit Sexual Content, First Time, Drunk Sex, Prostitution, Sexual Tension, Awkward Sexual Situations, Vaginal Sex, Heterosexual Sex, Threesome - F/M/M, Threesome, Guilt, Voyeurism, medieval setting, Alcohol, Explicit Language, Masturbation, Hand Jobs, Anal Fingering, sexual awakening, Canon Compliant, Kissing, Boys Kissing, Rimming, anal sex (Sort of), Morning After, Internal Conflict, Religious Guilt, Some Humor, they share one braincell
Summary:
Hans Capon can be a very generous lord and when Henry wins the Rattay tournament on his behalf, he gifts him a nice pair of spurs and another visit to the bathhouse. That turns out a little more... interesting.
“Did you invite me here just to booze and watch you bathe?” he asked. He wasn’t drunk yet, though the wine had already flushed his face with heat, and even he couldn’t explain the sudden insolence. Hans smirked, taking his time to swallow a long sip. “If you like what you see, you’re free to look. But I had something a bit more…” He searched for the word, scratching his chin, then gave up with a shrug. He gestured to the girl, and Henry watched her approach, offering to help him undress.
Second and last chapter of my Hansryversary fic, in which Henry hasn't enough of his prize and wants more. You can read the first one here.
Thank you for reading!! Hope you like it!

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I was tagged by @caponlineage
(Ok, never did this before, hope I'm doing it right - I'm such a boomer)
last song: Doomed by Bring Me The Horizon. I was about to do a playlist for the fic I'm writing, but I'm also lazy and obviously it's just a wip.
favourite colour: black. I'm that kind of person who can't find the right black shirt in the drawer because they all look the same, but I'm looking for that one in particular è_é
current watching: the Fallout series with my husband (I've never played the games, I'm such an ignorant T_T) and Heated Rivalry.
currently reading: I'm a horrible person when it comes to reading T_T I'm a librarian and I'm always overwhelmed with all the books I need to know because of my work, so I seldom get to read what I really want to. I'd say In for a Pound of Flesh by Macaque, In the Dead of the Night by Rainandhotchocolate and Adam's Rib by Theharellan.
current obsession: I know I'll soon be absorbed by the Hades II spyral, since I couldn't play it yet (it's coming out on console only next week), but my current obsession is still KCD. I celebrated Hansry Cozy Winter with the Ars Amandi series, and Hansryversary with Closer to Godliness. Next chapter coming out tomorrow!!
currently working on: a brief fic in three chapters, which is nearly finished (yaaay!) I'm reaaaaaaally slow at writing, so be patient with me pliz.
last google search: dunno, really. Always searching in private browsing eheh Good habits never die. Probably something stupid.
I'm tagging @sufalls, @bugsry, @kettls, @puurfect-taco-vibes111222 and @winter-melone
still not over how Hans Capon, the puffed up dandy strutting around loudly in gold, is the game's unspoken stealth master.
he leads the night raid on Talmberg
he's a hunter. a medieval sniper.
he goes incognito around his own town, disguised so well his own subjects don't recognize him
he's the kcd2 stealth tutorial!
he sneaks Henry through the dangers of the Rocktower cliffs, while naked and hunted
he wears hunting camouflage. and no one in Trosky could track him down.
he's The Ghost! the Prince of Poachers!
he takes charge of the covert operations in Italian Court heist!
and all these maxed skills because he would sneak out of his castle every night, because he was so so unhappy in his golden cage.