yikes

*fixes my sleep schedule* *ruins it the very next day* bro

country toads take me home

don’t u hate it when u wake up and ur awake

this has to be the worst form of advertising there is

WHAT a goddamn mood

So as a division officer to nearly 60 sailors over 3 years. I asked every single one. “What made you join the Navy?” Here is the breakdown. 80% - To pay for college 10% - To get out of a bad family situation 5% - Family Tradition 5% - Because of 9/11.

“Would poor people literally risk their lives to win access to things that the rich take for granted if that weren’t set up as the only way to get them?”

this changed my life

this was written before the printing press was invented and it still sounds like a modern day shitpost

a form of indian poetry, keh (say) mukarni (denial) is an interesting genre of riddles played between two young women, where one of them describes something in a way that it is mistaken by the other girl as her beloved, and finally turns out to be something completely different

@sodomymcscurvylegs

what is poetry if not the memes for our foremothers

reblog for noises

This makes me -extremely- uncomfortable

This cat just cursed my family

Me after one cup of coffee : i am beautiful and fast

me, in 90+ degree weather: please, let me rest my brain: [banging pots and pans together] NO BLANKET NO SLEEP