tomorrows news: prince philip has been released from the morgue, saying he feels "slightly better"

You're laughing. The royal necromancer just lost their job, and you're laughing

breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram

at this point even one bad dishonest kiss would do

spotify wrapped but it’s your bank showing you your 100 worst purchases of the year

logging back onto tumblr feels like approaching random villagers and asking “what news from the front?” 

my boyfriend [41m] and i [4,000,000m] have been together for 12 years, but he will only say he loves me back in spanish. is this normal?

Get more out of life. die of tetanus. refuse to acknowledge the gay angel who died for you. put a "no queers" sign on your heterosexual heaven car. listen to the evanescence cover of carry on my wayward son while your brother dies in a party city wig.