★Aki M.☆

i allow myself one suicide joke a month because a well-placed “i’m going to kill myself” can be REALLY funny but like for real yall, if you’re suicidal or depressed in any capacity, or even if you aren’t, if you make suicide jokes constantly your brain will internalize it and you will actually want to kill yourself. which you don’t want to do. and if you stop making suicide jokes then you will feel better. same with any kind of self deprecation— stop doing it and you will start to feel better. i’ve been suicidal at several points in my life and i can guarantee you from personal experience that it fucking works. stop making kms jokes every day and your life will improve. and other people get uncomfortable when you make kms jokes constantly. be nicer to yourself

“it’s how i cope” it shouldn’t be. it is the opposite of a coping mechanism. i’m not a psychiatrist or anything but i can guarantee you that joking about killing yourself is not a coping mechanism anyone should be using

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anyone else growing increasingly paranoid that their loved ones hate them and also anyone else severely dissociated all of a sudden tonight out of nowhere

Ok so turns out I was having a mental breakdown

I know it’s on purpose but still every dead choreographer is spinning in their grave

this is so brilliant but how many times did they just crash and send each other ass over teakettle during rehearsal

when you didn’t do the reading but have to participate in the discussion anyway

need a cuppa. a good therapist. 80000 grand. to be five again. some wiser older being to cry to. etc etc

there are breasts on my roof. scampering about. wretched

th- there are what

BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS

love really just is *sharing blankets* *driving together in silence* *this song made me think of you* *i made them for you* *having the most fun just talking* *cold hands warm hearts* *i got home safe* *you said you needed one so i found one for you*

me when i bite the hand that feeds: yum

You never know if the dude in a suit walking down the street is an undercover clown who dreams of packing beets into a can and is just waiting for the chance to give you a balloon animal.