coughs weakly

i love men crying #mencrying #freak #pervert #myfreakperversions #mytruth

the untitled room was my favorite fucking smoke spot when my life was nothing but purple flowers all in a row when i'd follow my buddies to the end of their rope pressing the same button to Follow My Buddies over and over again to get my greasy grubby hands on the secret special smoke spot and The Jammers Knew about the second hand smoke but they never stopped me. i was a king amongst common men. i went to the doctor the other day and when they looked at my lungs they told me i had inhaled a chronic amount of all pervasive darkness and purple petals just purple petals filling my lungs and i laughed and i was like Wow... The fanfic was right.... when i cough pitch black pools litter the floor. i wish the boss didn't confiscate my menthols

im glad minecraft isnt real life because by now i would have got my fingers stuck in the grates of a mob spawner trying to grab the spinning pig