Who am I?

{ ☢ } ::: { “Huh? Actually, I’m too warm- why are you being weird, Aki-chan? Do I have to smack you?” }

And here we see a coughing surgeon weakly walking back to his dorm. What a weirdo.

I can’t believe the cannibal fucks the dog

"Really? Really really? Yes! I’ll make it so fun that you won’t want to retreat to your dorm and rot!”

".....Wow. Your dedication is amazing, Ta-chan. You know, I can see you with a dog tail and dog ears, actually."

               me?

"Oh… I won’t. Uh. I won’t bother you if you really need to be alone around that time… Y’sure I can’t convince you to join in the festivities? Like, one sparkler thing! Those are really cool!"

"..Okay, let's compromise- I hang around w-with you for like... Some hours and stuff and then I retreat to my dorm and rot. Then we have time for more than just one sparkler."

{ ☢ } ::: { “Eh? You don’t want to hang out with me? …Are you feeling okay?” }

"...Ahhhaha, n-no, not really! But uh!! A-aren't you cold!? Wowee, let's uh... Zip that j-jacket up?? Hahaaaaa, wow uh."

"Just… I dunno! Socks are fine! You really don’t have to give anything in return. Uuuu I hope Chikasa-san likes my gift… I really put her under the grill the other day… Expect lots of hot cocoa and maybe some home cooked stuff!"

"Anyway, I think it's best you just... Don't, maybe. I'm sure Chikasa will be fine without any company at Christmas."

{ ☢ } ::: { “Let me go with you.” }

"..On s-second thought, I might as w-well just spend it alone. In my dorm."