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Haven't posted in more than a year. Excuse me as I nonchalantly drops this selfie. Lol

#geisha #jk #notgeisha #japanese #fashion #makeup #ulzzangwannabe #ulzzang #uljjang #japanesefashion #pretty #beautiful #kirei #notsorry #yepeo #yeppeo #ayearpost #i'm sorry #kimono #kimonodress #dress

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Strawberry (by kawamoto)

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Free! Iwatobi Fashion Club (≖‿≖ )

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127ths

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#whatamidoing imbackk fornow lifesucks haha

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Have you ever felt despair? Absolute hopelessness? Have you ever stood in the darkness and known, deep in your heart, in your spirit, that it was never, ever going to get better? That something had been lost, forever, and that it wasn’t coming back?

Jim Butcher, Storm Front (via sad-empty)

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Just printed this for my refrigerator. Thanks tumblr, once again you are AWESOME.

phoenixflorid

where has this been my whole life

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i’m glad to know that when the end of the world comes, i can count on honey.

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fun fact about eggs: they actually last quite a while in the fridge, about two weeks past their expiration date. of course, if you’re like me and paranoid about food poisoning, the best way to test eggs is to submerge them in a pot of water. the good eggs will sink to the bottom, the bad ones will float to the top

also KEEP BANANAS AWAY FROM OTHER FRUIT. for whatever reason keeping fruits alongside bananas makes them rot faster

ALSO ALSO fresh sliced lunchmeats can be kept in the fridge anywhere between 5 days to a week (5 days max for things like roast beef and ham; 7 days for turkey and everything else). You can also freeze lunchmeat to use later!

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but what happens when you freeze eggs

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Reblog if you lick or bite your lips, a lot.

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and if you automatically did either one of the two, or both, don’t even fucking hesitate

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#yeh #annrick #i dont need you two #dont ferking feed me fewd #starved #annshet #rickshet #i swear #imma haunt you two when i die of hunger #ugh

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I’m so thirsty for lc9 comeback I’m gonna shove a pineapple up my butthole

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make sure it’s from the garden of e.den

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The Life of International Kpop Fans

Friend: What kind of music do you like?

Me: ... that's a question where my answer may or may not jeopardize our friendship.

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Followed by many, messaged by none.

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