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new brand, baby!!!!!

if you haven’t already noticed, i kinda fell out of my criminal minds phase in april. but i still love my mutuals so much and i don’t want all of my old content to go to waste!

so now i’m rebranding to spider-man!! bit of a focus on the amazing movies with andrew garfield, but also content for the comics, ps4, other movies, etc. if spider-man’s not your thing then it’s alright to unfollow! i just didn’t want this blog to float like a dead fish in the water. i’ve missed you guys!!

reids-trauma -> gwens-fall

#hello!!!!!!!!!!#gotta set up a whole new tagging system for this era #i can’t wait :’)

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danguy96

I know we all love J. Jonah Jameson at his usual loud, Spider-Man hating best, but I think we should also appreciate the moments where even though, he’s brash and egotistic, he makes it clear that he still does have standards when it comes to journalism, and while not the most sensitive guy, to say the least, he still draws a line when associating with actual bigots:

Speaking of Jameson still having standards, the comics make it clear that though John Jonah Jameson Jr. may be many things, he’s no racist, and, like in the first page above, he’s willing to stand up against actual bigots (seriously, it was actually a pretty big deal both in and out of universe that The Daily Bugle was one of the few news sources which didn’t spew anti-Mutant shit, even with JJJ’s beef with Spidey):

And, of course, as he received more development, he also started showing a bit more of his other hidden depths. Such as when he showed to the Bugle’s staff’s party to wish Peter good luck on his marriage to Mary Jane Watson:

Or when he tried to help break the mind control on his son, John Jameson III, when he had been turned to Man-Wolf:

Or, perhaps semi-famously, the reason he privately admits as to why he hates Spider-Man:

I’ll still love his eccentric and fun personality, as well as enjoy his ramblings on Spider-Man, but I still wish more people knew about the other sides to John Jonah Jameson Jr. as well (which is why, even though I won’t spoil it, we do get to see some hidden depths to Jameson near the end of the PS4 game).

ogradyfilm

Remember that scene in Raimi’s first Spider-Man film in which the Green Goblin crashed through Jameson’s window, lifted him up by the neck, and demanded to know who’d been snapping those front page photos of Spidey? Remember how Peter Parker hadn’t even made it to the lobby yet? Remember how Jameson refused to sell out one of his employes just to save his own skin, and instead insisted that every picture had been sent to him anonymously?

I sure do.

The Spectacular Spider-Man features another great variation on the theme. This time, Parker actually walks in on his boss getting shaken down… and is shocked when he signals him to scram, rather than giving him up.

comicgeekscomicgeek

Jonah is a fantastic character when written write. He’s an honorable newsman, committed to the truth, who looks out for his people… he just has a gigantic Spider-Man shaped blindspot.

mirrorfalls

IIRC, one What-If (I think it was about the prospect of Jonah adopting Peter) gave a very interesting twist to his hatred of Spider-Man: in his youth, he made his bones doing life-risking investigations on the KKK, which gave him a lifelong distrust of masked vigilantism.

littlemissonewhoisall

That’s a really good explanation and would make a lot of sense.

wombatking

Chip Zdarsky wrote the best Jonah I’ve read in recent years, and he fell back a lot on that characterization.

qxldnya

When British spidermans dangle from a wire >>> anything else

stydixa

ANDREW GARFIELD AS PETER PARKER/SPIDER-MAN THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN (2012) Dir. Marc Webb

snarkylinda

Everyone mentions the "This is calm and is doctor" bit and I get it, it is iconic lmao but what kept my attention about that bit of the trial was Reid's whole demeanor when not murmuring facts- like the "uh-huh" when asked any yes or no question.....with the most brattish tone a grown man can pull off.

Look at him, he is throwing a tantrum at COURT

I thank god everyday for this guy's stunted emotional development, is the funniest shit.

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harringtonwebs

clothes over the spider suit is something that can be SO sexy, so personal

marvelfanlife

Good relationship with her mother?

Yeah. She got along with her whole family, actually.

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Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker | Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

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im sorry but i watched all fifteen seasons of this show in a span of 40 days and i know for a fact something terrible happened to him every 1.5 episodes there is no way you fit all that in fifteen minutes just impossible. black hole forming level of density of grief and trauma

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"he got addicted to heroin" somehow sounds a bit more mild than he got kidnapped by a religious obsessive murderer who tied him to a chair in a rotting secluded shed and forced him to confess his sins inbetween whipping his bare feet and forcibly injecting him with dilaudid for a few days before making him walk out barefoot at night to dig his own grave at gunpoint. and thats like season two stuff out of 15

userarmand

Speaking of pretty boys, where’s Reid?

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milesgmorales

SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING (2017) | SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME (2021)

aeterna-auroral-avenger

Don’t mind me…I’m just thinking about how spiders are naturally talented and skilled weavers and they know how to weave their webs and even make functional, stylish homes and nests and whatnot.

So maybe that’s why Spider-Man knows how to sew his suits. He inherited that trait from the spider and just instinctively know how to weave his suits. Maybe. That’s my explanation for it.

tachvintlogic

Aunt May: You're buying an awful lot of yarn lately. Are you making something?

Peter, who after getting bit by a spider has felt an inescapable need to knit and now his room is covered head to toe in yarn: Nope. It's just new hobby.

avengerrs

no but seriously how am i supposed to cope knowing that andrew garfield’s spiderman still hasn’t moved on from gwen and still holds onto her. how am i supposed to cope knowing that he still probably replays the day he lost her over and over again— but he still goes on saving people. because that’s what he does. how am i supposed to cope knowing that his spiderman caught mj in his arms because he wasn’t about to make the same mistake again. how am i supposed to cope knowing that he looked at mj and for a split second he probably saw gwen. how am i supposed to cope knowing that after he saved mj, he probably thought to herself “i did it, gwen. i saved his mj.” how am i supposed to cope knowing that andrew garfield put his entire heart out there in his third spiderman movie. how

kenstaroyco

Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) dir. Marc Webb

olympain

Green Green Dress

#i’m going to pass out

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