bloop

Contractions function almost identically to the full two-word phrase, but are only appropriate in some places in a sentence. It’s one of the weird quirks of this language we’ve.

This post needs some kind of warning sign.

I did not see that coming.

Some people say the English language is confusing. To which I say… It’s.

That’s the kind of linguist I’m. 

IDC IF SCOOBY DOO (2002) HAS 30% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES IT WILL ALWAYS HAVE 100% IN MY HEART

how do u have sex in the shower like its all slippity wippity so how do u do the hippidity dippidity

Donna Meagle is my life inspiration

u know when ur getting dressed and ur just in ur tights and bra and its like wow…this is a lük..shall i just leave jt like this..but u are forced into the drapes of societal norms

#character development

this man is a cartoon character

what an asshole

ok quick question is the phrase “going to chipotle with aristotle” funnier if you mispronounce chipotle, or aristotle

Ive been counting down the days until I could reblog this