Definitive best horse list with no exceptions
G1 - Wind Whistler. Prime autism pony. An entire episode about her not showing enough EMOTION for her friends. Gets bullied. Very relateable. Also suspiciously the same colors as the trans flag. Fizzy is in second place mainly because her design is aces.
Tales - Patch. She wants to grow up to be a clown. Enough said. Commendable.
G3 - Puzzlemint. Another prime autism pony. Lives away from other ponies, yellow and purple, likes puzzles, has her own plug 'n play game. Distracts Pinkie Pie. Clearly the best.
G3.5 - Pinkie Pie. Has a ferris wheel. That's about it tho.
G4 - Applejack. Everyone else is wrong. She's perfect. I don't need to explain myself but.. She willingly chose to suffer in another town with no family or friends because she felt like she owed the people who care for her. That should be enough.
Pony Life (least ruined) - ..C..Celestia maybe? They all kinda.. are.. uhhhh.
G5 - Hitch Trailblazer. First main male poni. Has a paid off mortgage. Nice hair. Pleasing colors. Cool tail. Sherrif badge. Has his own lewd calendar. May or may not eat pizza. Hangs out with cute animals. Ruined by the dragon later buuut.. he was fun while it lasted. Derek-horse is a good contender for best boi too.
