Ok, But How Do Buttons Work?

Just learned we are doom d to b ruled by the strong . Working on this

Godspeed 7d. Godspeed

Uhh, that's just toxic aristocracy. Real aristocrats protect their vassals!

The problem is crony feudalism.

The problem isn't theocracy, it's pontifical capture.

You can't let a few bad knights spoil your view of all chivalric orders

good tsar bad boyars!

You can't blame every Inquisitor for the actions of a few bad apples!

If the philosopher king only had more power he’d be able to make the city good!

i didnt realize ice mummy was a term i thought strong as fuck ice mummy was a normal mummy with ice powers

i was high when i posted this but now i think theres nuance and we need to consider that the mummy may still have ice powers as well

An alchemical enhancement no doubt

exercising a healthy level of skepticism at the club

cross-referencing the drop with other sources

dj credible argument is here to raise the roof with some peer-reviewed beats

Dancing with a certified fact checker from the AP

I'm not trying to be anti-shark or anything here, but I have to point out that almost 90% of vending machine fatalities are caused by "knife, dispensed toward customer's femoral artery at high velocity" and "pre-lit stick of dynamite" machines, and if you exclude those then vending machines do actually kill substantially fewer people than sharks.

Most shark casualties are actually caused by sharks who’ve been inculcated with the joker’s goon juice, so those too should be removed from the data set. After proper clearing, it looks like there are actually no deaths from either, so we must be doing good work here!

I always carry a copy of the Magna Carta in my pocket just in case someone tries to impose scutage on me without common counsel

My fucking scutage!!!!!!