Guys Type Me Things On OKC, Southeast Asia

23, is spam 

30, impressed that a woman meditates 

56, thinks it’s a good idea to send a message to a 48% match stranger in Malaysia and ask her to live with him and take care of his son.

28, doesn’t actually know what “please stop” means— is therefore v likely every woman’s worst nightmare???

As if we need more proof that men are spam, sometimes I get actual confessions straight from the source

40, says something but not what it was, probably expects women to ask 

49, looks like santa claus, sends this as a first message. 

47, calls himself ‘boy’ in his username, offers a pinky swear based on other people’s physical characteristics 

35, thinks it’s rude that I called his rude message rude, parroted his way out and never came back (good) 

30, asks me to “get involved” with him and his wife. I wrote back I don’t interact with blank profiles. HE ASKED ME TO DEFINE BLANK 

31, doesn’t need to read my profile or even my messages to continue talking to me. yay communication

32, immediately announces desire for a threesome without suggesting a third person. Never found out what he wants to know.

38, no comment

25, only says goodbye to someone when they are going to die

27, thinks he’s different, then immediately implies all “cute malay girls” are the same. Also assumes I am one of them. 

39, thinks being stalkery is cute, has on his profile: “i wish my car is a woman, beautiful as her, so i can hug and never let go...hmmmmmmmm...”