Are you looking for a job in villainy, but afraid of the terrible treatment that often comes with it? Well, today is your lucky day! My up-and-coming evil empire is now looking for more minions, and it's nothing you'd expect!
What we're offering:
a big salary!
respectful treatment!
uniform with pockets (customizable to your liking)!
paid sick leaves and parental leaves!
and more!!!
"Doesn't seem real", you say? Well it is! Our workplace ethics are what's driving us right up the villainy rankings! If you want to be the best of the best, join us today!
Hello, mods here! Yes, there's two of us. This is a rp/ask blog for our Villainous/multiverse OC Guy Withasmyle. He is inspired by various posts about the idea of a villain being an actually good boss. He's very much a work in progress, a rough idea surrounded by a bunch of solid ideas, and we want to use this blog to flesh him out a bit more! Even his design isn't finalized, which is why we have little to no art of him yet. Sorry! (โฏโฝโฐ ) (โฏโฝโฐ )
Rules!
Proshippers and bigots, don't even touch this blog!
Mods and muse are all adults, but keep everything SFW! Don't even write us anything suggestive!
No heavy gore either, please, but source-appropriate cartoon violence is okay.
Feel free to interact as your Villainous OCs, or as a multiverse OC, or as yourself anonymously, we don't really mind. The setting is just a superhero kitchen sink, where all sorts of things are possible. We're here for some casual RP and shenanigans, but if you want something more serious or thought out, don't be afraid to discuss it with us in the DMs.
Questions about Guy's "lore" are always encouraged! We may not know how to answer some of the questions yet, but they could push us into developing the character more. That's kind of the goal here!
More about the muse!
Name: Guy Withasmyle, more widely known as "Mr. Nice Guy" :D
Pronouns: he/him (though he doesn't mind being called whatever)
Appearance: A human-looking guy with a spherical helmet/mask that looks like a yellow smiley face. The screen on the helmet displays different emojis depending on Guy's mood. While the emojis are yellow, everything else is in purple tones, including tiny horns floating just above the helmet. His outfit seems very "evil overlord"-inspired, with spikes, broad shoulder-pads and a dashing dark cape! Think Megamind.
Abilities: reading people's feelings and emotions, flight (hover boots), more???
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๐คจ "Has anyone watched those educational tapes by Black Hat Org.? I just don't think they're worth selling your soul over. Especially when there's plenty of free resources online."
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ใ Are you a superhero in search for a sidekick? Then search no more! ๐ซ ใ
ใ I am your guy! Waiting to be hired to combine our powers against forces of evil! ๐ซ ใ
[ all / any ] [rules under the cut :) ]
Hello! Welcome to the ask blog of my fan character for "Villainous"! ^^ Please if you're interacting to my blog follow the next set of rules and boundaries:
- keep everything sfw
- both muse and the character are adults
- you can interact with my blog as your OC or canon Villainous character but if you want some serious rp it should be discussed beforehand
- don't even try to fl1rt with my oc if your character is young (underage). You will be blocked immediately. Everyone else can :P
how to become a part of your team no borax no glue
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๐ "Oh that's very simple! Just send your application or come to my office-- Uh, sorry, my lair, was it? And then we'll just have a little interview. Don't worry, we don't have any hard requirements - if you don't have a desired skill, you'll learn everything you need right here, free of charge!"
๐ "The interview is just to see where you'd fit in best, or where you'd like to fit in. This is also the part where I learn more about you and your needs, so that your future workplace would be as comfortable as can be!"
๐ "And if you were denied at any other job application, or fired - we'll be sure to accept you here. Rest assured."
๐ถ "Also... What does borax and glue have to do with this?"
๐ฎ "And, wowza, that question is a toughie! By which I mean, it's rather insightful."
๐ค "How should I put this? Let me word it properly, lest I risk leaving a wrong impression and further confusing you, dear visitor! Words are hard, huh...?"
๐ "I'd like to change the laws of this world. I do not like them as they are right now, and neither do many of its inhabitants, according to my experience. The world is just so... unhappy."
๐ "I want to challenge those who impose the current laws, and that's what I'm currently working on. Oh yes, the world will change... It will be very, very different, if I can help it."
๐ "That's all I can say for now. If I give you more details, the heroes might be onto me. So hush-hush!"
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