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😁 "Oh that's very simple! Just send your application or come to my office-- Uh, sorry, my lair, was it? And then we'll just have a little interview. Don't worry, we don't have any hard requirements - if you don't have a desired skill, you'll learn everything you need right here, free of charge!"

😊 "The interview is just to see where you'd fit in best, or where you'd like to fit in. This is also the part where I learn more about you and your needs, so that your future workplace would be as comfortable as can be!"

🙂 "And if you were denied at any other job application, or fired - we'll be sure to accept you here. Rest assured."