When I got out of my bed today, which is a twin sized mattress and could comfortably fit two skinny people, and hasn't had the sheets changed in at least 2 months, I noticed the date, because my alarm clock that I never use for alarms has the date on it. The date, which is, duh, Tuesday, May 26th, of 2026, as of making this post. And I thought, which I often do think, though it is usually about video games, my bros, or food: woah, that's funny. It's the 26th (of May) and it's 2026! The reason it's funny is because the numbers line up! After that, I left my room, which is in my dorm, my shared dorm at Eden's Garden Academy, a school for ultimate students, like me, the Ultimate Pro Gamer, and like my roommate, Eloise Taulner, who is the Ultimate Fencer. When I left my room, I went into the kitchen, which is connected to our living room, and has a mid-sized fridge and some pretty solid cabinets, except for the one I accidentally chipped from kicking it one time and didn't tell Eloise about, and I got some breakfast. My usual breakfast is cereal, toast, or sometimes eggs, because I know how to cook, unlike some people; some people being Damon Maitsu, the Ultimate Debater, who always makes his roommate cook for him. Today, my breakfast was cereal. It was Choco Chimps organic cereal, because the monkey on the box makes me laugh, and they taste good. I ate my breakfast at the table, and scrolled tumblr, only to see my poor unfortunate classmates were once again, up to some bullshit. This made me slightly saddened, but kind of amused, since they can be pretty funny about it. Once I finished my cereal, which I ate with a medium sized spoon, I rinsed my dish with just water, because I was feeling pretty lazy. Once my dish was clean, I went back to my room, looked at the schoolwork I had, and decided to play video games instead. I played a solid 3 hours of House Flipper, a game where you clean, decorate, and renovate houses, and then went back on tumblr, only to see Damon Maitsu, the Ultimate Debater, my blonde, 5'9, pretentious classmate, vagueposting. That was when I decided I would specificpost to combat his and my other classmates, including Kai Monteago, Eva Tsunaka, and others, probably, relentless vagueposting problem. I hope that you can learn something from this, which would be to stop vagueposting about your problems and life. Thanks. Bye!
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