fear the dead

this is a national emergency. this is not a test, the center for disease control has confirmed the existence and spread of a highly contagious disease called ZV20. this highly contagious degenerate brain virus is transmitted through blood, saliva, and other bodily fluids of the infected. early symptoms include nausea, confusion, short temper, and loss of balance and coordination. martial law is in effect in all fifty states. there is no known cure and to control the spread of this highly contagious disease, authorities have been ordered to terminate any person or persons who appear to have contracted the virus. if you believe you have been infected, you are urged to report to your local authorities immediately. if you do not believe you have been infected, you are urged to quarantine yourself alone in a safe and secure location away from windows and doors and away from anyone who may have been already infected. please await further instructions. this message will now repeat…