You can lie when you name things

Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku

nuclear family radiation poisoning

giving unread book back to the library makes me feel like i should be shot

The fact that some people say things like this while other people think it’s totally fine to starve children is something that really should be talked about more.

period i am against that for sure

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

“I know I am talking nonsense, but I’d rather go rambling on, and partly expressing something I find it difficult to express, than to keep on transmitting faultless platitudes.” ― Thomas Mann, The Magic Mountain

told my mom that i was going to be heading to another noise show after work tomorrow and my sister went "you're always going to these god damn noise shows if you want to LISTEN to some NOISE then HERE" and started screaming

if any venues want to book her dm me