The Lame Tumblr

You see this when you enter Maine

RIP to the opportunities we missed because of shyness and low self esteem.

Cool to see what goes on inside those pizza vending machines

I love that in the ten years I've been on tumblr, tumblr users' attitude towards tumblr has come full circle, now we're back where we started at "tumblr is our beloved home, no other social media can compare, no other website has what we have, do not trust other websites, do not tell the outsiders about us", only this time we're like. Really exhausted and with a sense of irony about it.

you know what, we should organize a tumblr convention

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but they’re both yellow."

[image: a lemon.]

Image descriptions that incidentally make the joke infinitely funnier.

Dear Ned, I Hope This Letter Explodes Your Dick Like A Cartoon Cigar