CHOOM CHOOM THE SOUND OF MY LEGS

Heh sorry Max. Too many M names rattling around in my noggin

@gunsinlegs doesn’t matter as long as it can get the job done

What kind of job?

….Max. Sweet Max. You know exactly what I’m asking.

Nope, all I know that this is a job to tell you how much I love you.

…… I love you too Max.

So, what’s bringing you down? Anyway I can help lift *picks up you up and holds you close* your spirits?

[He squeaks before cuddling up to Max’s chest] Ah, you know me. It was my own stupid mouth. Hurt people I didn’t actually want to hurt. No idea how to fix it. Same as usual

Hmmm *lightly rests face on your helm* Have you tried explaining and apologizing for what you said?

I don’t think that will help this time, dear. I think this time I went a bit too far.

...You never know until you try, Pharma. ... Mind telling me what you said? Or giving me the jist of it? Only if you're comfortable of course.

@gunsinlegs doesn’t matter as long as it can get the job done

What kind of job?

….Max. Sweet Max. You know exactly what I’m asking.

Nope, all I know that this is a job to tell you how much I love you.

…… I love you too Max.

So, what’s bringing you down? Anyway I can help lift *picks up you up and holds you close* your spirits?

[He squeaks before cuddling up to Max’s chest] Ah, you know me. It was my own stupid mouth. Hurt people I didn’t actually want to hurt. No idea how to fix it. Same as usual

Hmmm *lightly rests face on your helm* Have you tried explaining and apologizing for what you said?

@gunsinlegs doesn’t matter as long as it can get the job done

What kind of job?

….Max. Sweet Max. You know exactly what I’m asking.

Nope, all I know that this is a job to tell you how much I love you.

…… I love you too Max.

So, what's bringing you down? Anyway I can help lift *picks up you up and holds you close* your spirits?

Oh me didn’t knew what big bot like so me made rustic nut butter and energon jelly sandwich, me also got energon milk to wash it down

Slug, thank you! *bites into sandwich and in between chews* It’s really tasty! *downs the energon milk wash the bites down*

Me hope you like it

It's pretty delicious!

@gunsinlegs doesn’t matter as long as it can get the job done

What kind of job?

….Max. Sweet Max. You know exactly what I’m asking.

Nope, all I know that this is a job to tell you how much I love you.

@gunsinlegs doesn’t matter as long as it can get the job done

What kind of job?

Oh me didn’t knew what big bot like so me made rustic nut butter and energon jelly sandwich, me also got energon milk to wash it down

Slug, thank you! *bites into sandwich and in between chews* It's really tasty! *downs the energon milk wash the bites down*

oh shut up. i’m an arm. so where are your arm puns, o faceless masses? or are you all only one-trick ponies?

Saying those types of puns would be hARMful to your mental state, not to mention I would be grasping to make a good one. But you know, it would be the pits if the pun fell out of reach. I don’t got good ones up my sleeve, you’d just wave me away.

you are only getting away with this because you’re my amica and i love you and also i asked for this

Are these puns going to cost me an arm and a leg?

oh shut up. i’m an arm. so where are your arm puns, o faceless masses? or are you all only one-trick ponies?

Saying those types of puns would be hARMful to your mental state, not to mention I would be grasping to make a good one. But you know, it would be the pits if the pun fell out of reach. I don’t got good ones up my sleeve, you’d just wave me away.