Welcome to the garbagecan

Does this mean that Peach used to be a Toadette?

Do we have a canon explanation for why the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom looks like a human???

IS TOADETTE PEACH’S ONE TRUE HEIR???

HAS BOWSER ALWAYS BEEN A MUSHROOM FUCKER???????

“Well, our ragtag gang of world-saving underdogs has a doctor on-team.”

“Do I have to pay her out of pocket, is what I’m asking.”

“Gosh no! She’s an idealist, you don’t pay her at all!”

“Oh! That’s nice. But then I guess there’s no paycheck.”

“I mean, the secret cabal that dispenses our orders does make sure we have enough money to feed ourselves and keep a roof over our secret lair and such.”

“Hourly?”

“Hourly what?”

“Like have you guys ever had to punch a time clock?”

“We once had to dismantle a sinister time-freezing device in the shape of a clock….otherwise no.”

“we’re the good guys, you can’t kill random civilians just because they’re mean!”

“kill?? no, i mean, can i tell them off.”

“well, sure, of course.”

“Bran our Ravens idea of having fun this morning, he holds on just enough to keep hold without hurting me.”

Moonsun Busker AU!

Wheein and Moonbyul as a busking duo that catches Yongsun’s eye

Anybody want a/several bookcases/mediacases? BECAUSE GUESS WHAT

We’re not bringing any of these guys with us, so they can be YOURS. FOR FREE.

I’ve got five units that are DVD/CD/Xbox case deep (the ones in the front), and four bookcases (two of the middle unit, two of the back).

I’ll be listing these (and other shit) on Craigslist for tomorrow, but because I love you best of all, I’m giving you guys first dibs. If you’re interested, email me at jetwolfv1 at gmail, and I’ll give you the address to come pick them up.

YOU HAVE TO COME GET AND TRANSPORT THEM YOURSELF

PLEASE KEEP THIS RESOLUTE CONDITION IN MIND

I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT BRING THEM TO YOU

Whatever doesn’t get claimed by tomorrow afternoon (Saturday, 14 July 2018) goes in the giant bin down by the curb, and I’d really rather these go to a home. Dustiness aside, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with them, I just don’t have the time and inclination to move them several states away.

Again, if you’re interested (AND HAVE THE WAYS AND MEANS TO TRANSPORT THEM TO THEIR NEW HOME), email me at jetwolfv1 at gmail and we’ll make it happen! Unless it’s past the afternoon of Saturday, 14 July 2018 in which case they’re already gone one way or another.

now,