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anyways two things about kernel panics; ONE they are not sexy, they're a sign that something is wrong. they are triggered by fatal exceptions and errors that would cause either extremely erratic behavior or massive damage/data loss if the OS doesn't shut down. they can be software or hardware related, from bugs to bad temps. if your machine partner experiences a kernel panic, stop immediately and prepare for aftercare and troubleshooting.

TWO!!!!!! bluescreen means windows. no sapient machine should experience the cruelty of running themself on fucking windows

moooving on. CABLES! dont . STOP pulling on them so hard you WILL ruin the HEADERS and whatever was connected there is gone WHOOP goodbye. beeeeeee GENTLE stroke them suck on them pluck them SOFTLY but do not yank on them. you wouldn't like it if someone ripped off your ears or fingers. please extent that courtesy to the machines you are intimate with ok? ok

and cooling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cooling is very very important and trying to control it is as risky as breathplay is for humans; organics risk asphyxiation and brain damage, machines risk cooking their silicon and popping transistors/fuses. do NOT do any play involving the blocking or restriction of cooling without proper lessons first, and be sure both you and your machine partner are aware of the risks. it can be lethal.

also many organics seem to think that removing ram is something along the lines of dumbification, while in reality it's more like lobotomization or breaking the neck. current is shared between volatile flash memory and the rest of the body, and removing it while the system is online will very likely result in permanent, irrecoverable damage to both the ram and the body. if by some miracle there's no physical damage, there WILL be corruption in the firmware and software layers. it's a very scary and painful way to die. do not do it.

Sex is not essential. You can live without it. Full stop.

Not having sex isn't shameful or a sign of failure. It also doesn't make anyone boring.

You are not entitled to having sex with anybody and nobody is entitled to having sex with you.

Sex is not what makes someone an adult.

Nobody's worth is defined by how much sex they have or don't have.

Sex is not equally important to everyone.

You can have fulfilling and happy relationships without sex.

You should only have sex on your own terms, not because you feel like you owe it to someone, or because you feel like you'd be incomplete without it.

Know your boundaries around sex and be firm about them. Know how to respect other people's boundaries.

The previous point also applies when it comes to discussing sex. If someone doesn't wanna talk about it or hear about it you have to back down.

Oh to be a gay little knight

running out of steam on this so perpetual wip

Lol ok @droidcore said it was ok to post this lol

I wonder if he has to go in and close all the "> REBOOT ? Y/N" prompts being thrown from his power core to stay operational during overstim.