Computers heat up because clearly they are shameless senseless perverts

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Computers heat up because clearly they are shameless senseless perverts

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the DS in bdsm stands for Doom Slayer
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Comm bought from @/zootzonk on bsky. Shapes owns the robot
I am absolutely addicted to relistening to the synth jerking off audio ohh my god it's so cute. The little mechanical whine gets me everytime. If you have it in your heart PLEASE make another one similar to it I'd be forever greatful. Thank you for your service π
what about another whiny bot that doesn't even get to cum?
My bot likes to get itself wedged so that when its wheels try to turn, they just click and build up tension until it cant handle it anymore. It gives itself relief in little bits and has to keep holding it until it cant and lets it all go at once.
this concept is so cute!!! i took some liberties with the specifics. a bot that struggles just cause <3
being a robot/machine pervert that's tech literate is gonna make me start doing lectures and shit
bluescreens are the windows name for kernel panics. they can show up in all operating systems, they just got the iconic nickname in windows systems because the error screen is bright blue. or rather, they were. i think microsoft made them black now. boooooooooring
anyways two things about kernel panics; ONE they are not sexy, they're a sign that something is wrong. they are triggered by fatal exceptions and errors that would cause either extremely erratic behavior or massive damage/data loss if the OS doesn't shut down. they can be software or hardware related, from bugs to bad temps. if your machine partner experiences a kernel panic, stop immediately and prepare for aftercare and troubleshooting.
TWO!!!!!! bluescreen means windows. no sapient machine should experience the cruelty of running themself on fucking windows
moooving on. CABLES! dont . STOP pulling on them so hard you WILL ruin the HEADERS and whatever was connected there is gone WHOOP goodbye. beeeeeee GENTLE stroke them suck on them pluck them SOFTLY but do not yank on them. you wouldn't like it if someone ripped off your ears or fingers. please extent that courtesy to the machines you are intimate with ok? ok
and cooling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cooling is very very important and trying to control it is as risky as breathplay is for humans; organics risk asphyxiation and brain damage, machines risk cooking their silicon and popping transistors/fuses. do NOT do any play involving the blocking or restriction of cooling without proper lessons first, and be sure both you and your machine partner are aware of the risks. it can be lethal.
also many organics seem to think that removing ram is something along the lines of dumbification, while in reality it's more like lobotomization or breaking the neck. current is shared between volatile flash memory and the rest of the body, and removing it while the system is online will very likely result in permanent, irrecoverable damage to both the ram and the body. if by some miracle there's no physical damage, there WILL be corruption in the firmware and software layers. it's a very scary and painful way to die. do not do it.
im sure ill think of something else later. in the meantime fellow tech literate machine perverts are free to add on
"everyone should get more aromantic" can appeal to tumblr's sensibilities but I genuinely think everyone should also get more asexual. I don't mean everyone stop having sex, what I mean is
Sex is not essential. You can live without it. Full stop.
Not having sex isn't shameful or a sign of failure. It also doesn't make anyone boring.
You are not entitled to having sex with anybody and nobody is entitled to having sex with you.
Sex is not what makes someone an adult.
Nobody's worth is defined by how much sex they have or don't have.
Sex is not equally important to everyone.
You can have fulfilling and happy relationships without sex.
You should only have sex on your own terms, not because you feel like you owe it to someone, or because you feel like you'd be incomplete without it.
Know your boundaries around sex and be firm about them. Know how to respect other people's boundaries.
The previous point also applies when it comes to discussing sex. If someone doesn't wanna talk about it or hear about it you have to back down.
Anything can be sexual but not everything has to be sexual.
Firmly convinced the world would be a better place if we started treating sex the way we'd treat any other mundane preference in life, like what kind of chips a person likes to eat with their lunch.

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Oh to be a gay little knight
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he /bin/bash on my | till i uhhhhhhhh anyways (puts my art in affinity and shakes it around until something cool pops out)
running out of steam on this so perpetual wip
Mal | they/he/it
Lol ok @droidcore said it was ok to post this lol
D3S getting overstimmed to hell
He's gonna overheat. π
I wonder if he has to go in and close all the "> REBOOT ? Y/N" prompts being thrown from his power core to stay operational during overstim.
His head would be in ten places trying to keep his accident protection system from tripping, meanwhile his sensors are being actively fried. Oh, the agony.
Nicko Cecchini (Canadian, d.o.b. unknown) - Castle Walls Lead Me to Despair (2026)

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still obsessed with the idea of doing maintenance on a robot for nonsexual reasons and they learn the hard way that it feels like realllly good and they have to spend the whole time trembling and whimpering trying not to cum while you mistakenly assume its from pain and thus gently coo at them telling them its ok, i know it hurts but itll be over soon, youre doing so so well, youre being so well behaved for me
I need something pornographic to happen to me soon