I think the guy living under honningbrew meadery raising an army of skeevers and the feral vampire living in the volkihar undercroft who's taking control of a bunch of death hounds should kiss

I’m sooo strong and masculine my arm doesn’t even shake when I’m holding a pot over the sink while I fill it up with water (lying)

reblog if you think gay marriage is legal in bikini bottom

bonding with your houseplants by watering them from a water bottle you’ve already drank from

indirect kiss

lol so true busty....i mean breastie...i mean. fuck

I have no self of steam

Y’all know that like…. being fat isn’t bad right

wishing all my asian american mutuals a very safe and good day today

google doc full of donation links and resources

oh i love this

hiiiii maybe rb and tell me the emoji thats just…. yours. like its ur signature and if ur friends ever saw, they’d be like oh theres xyz

reblog and put in the tags which weirdly specific sensations you hate