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In 50 years, retirement homes will be giant LAN parties.

People without glasses are really out here seeing for free

i have consumed a lot of media and honestly the most powerful string of words i’ve ever heard is still frederick from fire emblem awakening saying “pick a god and pray”

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens.

Grow out your hair when you are younger and have it made into a wig incase you need one later in life you have one of your own hair

If two pregnant women have a fist fight it’s like a mecha battle between unborn babies.

Arguing with smart people is hard, but arguing with stupid people is impossible

Losing your virginity greatly reduces the odds of being a human sacrifice

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..