“You’re in my bed. You’re in my room. You’re in my house. And let me tell you something, I am most certainly not a happy camper. No, sir. Indeed I am not.”

I’m at the “we’ll see” stage in my life. With everything and everyone. We will see.

fish forums be like “salt cured my fish, resurrected them from the dead, saved my marriage, and ended WWII”

my mum just bought our cat a christmas stocking even tho we are muslims and dont even celebrate christmas?? she was like ‘we dont know what religion he is we cant force him to be muslim’ hes a cat ?

I hate when teachers leave a ’?’ when they grade my work. Like mate I dont know whats going on either.

i, personally, would love to calm down, and yet