matchless poet.

“ Do you want to tell scary ghost stories tonight? ”

“ Oh please, they’re just scary stories, they’re not real! ”

“ No, no no, ghost stories aren’t happening. I still haven’t recovered from last time… ”

“ Do you ever think about why we’re even here? Who put us here? ”

“ Sometimes I think about my future and wonder… Wow, how am I going to do that? ”

“ Do you think aliens/werewolves/vampires/etc really exist? ”

“ Do you wonder if maybe we’re really living in a simulation? ”

“ …[Name], it is three in the morning. Please don’t have an existential crisis now. ”

“ Sorry, it’s getting close to that hour where I start to say all my thoughts with no filter. ”

“ Psst… Are you awake? ”

“ No, I’m not awake. Clearly. ”

“ Well I’m awake now… What do you want? ”

“ Of course I’m awake, I couldn’t sleep. ”

“ You didn’t sleep at all, did you? ”

“ How’d you sleep last night? ”

“ Would you want to stay over again tonight? ”

“ Would it be okay if I stayed over again tonight? ”

“ Could we have another sleepover, but at your place this time? ”

“ What time do you have to go home? ”

“ Not that I want you to leave or anything, but what time do you have to go home? ”

“ I don’t have to be anywhere for a bit, I can stay a little late! ”

“ I don’t have to be anywhere for a bit, but I can always leave early if you want me to? ”

“ How do you wake up so early…? ”

“ Why are you awake so early? Do you have somewhere to be? ”

“ I’m just an early-riser, I can’t help it! ”

“ I forgot I have something to do this morning, but I could stop by again later once I’m finished? ”

“ After you do whatever you need to, do you want to come back and stay over again? ”

“ Come on, it’s already noon, wake up! ”

“ It’s only noon? I’m going back to sleep then. ”

“ You got up early just to make breakfast for us? That’s so nice of you! ”

“ YOU got up early to make breakfast?! I’m impressed! ”

“ I was planning on making breakfast for us, but… I kind of made a mess of the kitchen instead. ”

“ I wanted to make breakfast for us, but I’m kind of unfamiliar with where things are in your kitchen, so… ”

“ [Name]? Are you okay? Did you have a nightmare? ”

“ Oh… Hey, sorry. I just had a nightmare, I’m fine. ”

“ Can you keep it down, please? I’m a light sleeper. ”

“ I barely made any sound, just how light of a sleeper are you? ”

“ Don’t worry about keeping too quiet, I’m a heavy sleeper. ”

“ [Name]! Hey! I’ve been saying your name for five minutes now! Do you really sleep that heavy?! ”

“ Sorry, I’m just a little nervous about staying over at places… ”

“ My place is a mess, I’m so sorry! ”

“ I’ve never really had a sleepover before… ”

“ It’s been a while since I’ve slept anywhere except my own place. ”

“ Usually I stay at home because I get a little, you know…homesick. ”

“ Do you have any extra blankets around here somewhere? ”

“ I have another blanket around here somewhere for you! ”

“ Sorry I got here late! I almost forgot I was sleeping over tonight. ”

“ You’re late! I was starting to think you forgot we planned a sleepover tonight. ”

“ You seemed pretty stressed out, so I figured we could have a sleepover to help you relax! ”

“ …So when you said this was an urgent problem, you really just wanted to have a sleepover with me? ”

“ This is kind of embarrassing, but could we maybe leave a light on while we sleep? ”

“ I usually leave a light on while I sleep, is that okay? ”

“ I brought some of my favorite movies for our marathon! ”

“ Do you have any new movies for us to marathon this time? We already went through everything else… ”

“ Did you want to go anywhere for dinner or just order takeout tonight? ”

“ I’m thinking we could go out for dinner, maybe eat something nice for once. ”

“ Do you mind if we order takeout tonight? I really don’t feel like going out. ”

“ Seriously? You’re working during our sleepover? Come on, relax a little! ”

“ Did you change something in here? I swear it looks different from the last time I came over. ”

“ Come on, get under the blanket with me! ”

“ Will we both even fit under that blanket? ”

“ Could we make a blanket fort? ”

“ You want to build a blanket fort? What are you, twelve? ”

“ Do you even have enough blankets for us to make a fort out of them? ”

“ Surprise pillow fight, think fast! ”

“ No, don’t- DON’T THROW PILLOWS AT ME- ”

“ [Name], I want you to tell me exactly why you thought it was a good idea to throw a pillow in the KITCHEN. ”

“ As your guest, I think legally I should get to sleep in your bed. It’s just proper sleepover etiquette! ”

“ I could always sleep on the floor if you want? ”

“ I couldn’t sleep in your bed, that would be rude of me! ”

“ I’m not making my guest sleep on the floor! You can either take my bed or the couch, those are your only options. ”

“ You invited me over but you only have one place for us to sleep? ”

“ …You know this is the perfect set up for the ‘ there was only one bed ’ trope, right? ”