PURA VIDA.

forget your zodiac tell me what you order at a bar and at a coffee shop

you can tell when someone learned themselves through solitude instead of performance

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over