Crowley who?

After accidentally inspiring the first human child ever to be one audacious shit who lies to God Aziraphale decided to never tell humans anything about himself ever anymore

aziraphale: don't bring me into this don't talk about me kissing the skull please 

crowley: where be your wiles now? your temptations? your pranks? your flashes of wickedness that were wont to set the table on a roar? not one now to mock your own grinning? 

aziraphale: that's literally what you're doing, though, isn't it 

crowley, wailing dramatically: quite chapfallen???

crowley: now get you to my lady's chamber and tell her, 

aziraphale: i'm sorry, your whom? 

crowley, ignoring him: let her paint an inch thick, to this favor she must come. prithee, aziraphale, tell me one thing 

aziraphale: what. 

crowley: dost thou think alexander looked o' this fashion i' th' earth? 

aziraphale: alright let's get you home before you start crying about your dead exes 

No one thought that through.

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