Find me in 6 months when I learn this again, because I'm also a dumb bitch

Ugh, don't remind me

british towns will be called Fuckmouth or whatever and people will just go with it

*reblogs from the source cause ya’ll can’t shut the fuck up*

I have a very strange relationship with cereal. I'll forget it exists for months at a time, then I remember that not only does it exist, it is one of humanity's perfect foods. Then I'll eat like 4 boxes in one day before some eldritch god takes the knowledge from me again. (Probably for my own good.)

its illegal to be cuter than me

We’re all going to jail then

the purge but in reverse everything is illegal for 24hrs so we all just go to bed and be quiet for a bit