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Moin

#me #gay guy #completely buttoned up my shirt like a whore!#btw everything I do I do like a whore #it comes with being one 😌

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bogleech

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

poondragoon

From top-of-frame, a month flutters into the wallet. Confused, the bat looks "up" to see an equally-confused human standing "above" her, holding an open wallet containing a single $100 bill.

Camera rotates to reveal bat has been hanging upside down above a human doing the exact same visual gag and each ruined the other's bit.

Laugh track.

legov7

realdonkeykong

All so true. Why is the human Jon Arbuckle

Last night

#me #so sleepy yesterday night #when I took this I was already half gone

madonnasnudes

what is your guys opinions on cock and balls on this sunny saturday morning?

#I'm good friends with them 😊

shodaw

Even when I’m not horny I’m still kinda horny

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taquito

nice dick as always bro

oh it's happening

#I'm jerking off

fraktural

hairy man’s naked body

reblog if you agree

kuromi-hoemie

me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

coffeenonsense

apparently the director of the no fucking til marriage movie is like "it's not the sex purge movie, that's not what it's about" but my guy I'm sorry you made the sex purge movie. that's what you did. like describe it however you want but conceptually the film is about a nation wide sex fest on the one day a year fucking is permitted by the state, that's a sex purge. the film can be about a wholesome romance happening during the sex purge but it is definitely the sex purge.

coffeenonsense

Wait ok so vanity fair just came out with an article describing the rules of the sex purge & apparently it's enforced bc the us government literally chipped its citizens like dogs with biomoniters that glow green when you're allowed to fuck. what in the conservative vanilla hell 😂😂😂

also apparently queer people in this universe just said "no thanks" when it came to this ban which is kind of based actually:

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heartwurm

fuck it

kafka bionicle upon thee

the-real-seebs

Someone linked me this beautiful poster, and I'm just really impressed.

My contribution:

existennialmemes

I can't stop laughing at this. If the first one is real, it may actually be the worst sign ever made.

jisuto

mrsterlingeverything

Big stupid penis

sodom-hussein

Rb if you want your mutuals to alert you if you accidentally reblog AI generated images

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koko2unite

hey don't cry... gay sex with bowser?

timegears-moved-deactivated2025

twilight princess funniest zelda game ever made

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one of the reoccurring minor plots is that a 3 year old with the mental capacity of an adult is trying to abolish capitalism in the big city. there's a yeti couple living in an abandoned mansion and the guy yeti is like 10 times the size of and more visibly monstrous than the girl yet they made him a malewife. you can collect insects for a little girl that is insane about them and gives you strange and off-putting dialogue about each bug everytime you give her one and practically threatens you if you try to leave her home without giving her bugs she doesn't have yet. one of the modes of transportation in this game is being shot out of a giant canon by a depressed clown and landing on your feet with no injuries. there's a spaghetti western style minigame where the objective is to talk to 20 different cats. a chicken attempts to flirt with link. they made tingle into a sexyman caricature.

timegears-moved-deactivated2025

i completely forgot about ooccoo while making this post. this fucking thing:

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and, of course, her son too

loreleywrites

Every time someone says that Twilight Princess is too grimdark and serious, I want to point them to this post. It’s a very silly game.

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