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β all the sudden i got a random burst of energy, and i think itβs my bodyβs last hurrah before it completely shut down. β
β iβm not superstitiousβ¦ but i am a little stitious. β
β when someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying βhavenβt decided yetβ is typically a good response. β
β not trying to brag or anything, but i can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, soβ¦ β
β i came out here to attack people and iβm honestly having such a good time right now. β
β fool me once, iβm gonna kill you. β
β i feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.
β died and came back as a cowboy, i call that reintarnation. β
β you canβt wake up if you never got to sleep. β
β you can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, βare we about to kiss?β β
β you seem familiar, have i threatened you before? β
β some of you may die, but thatβs a sacrifice iβm willing to make. β
β if i canβt cause tiny bits of chaos every day, i think my body will shut down. β
β theater kids are just choir kids who joined forces with the band and strings kids. β
β i am very small and i have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that iβm under. β
β maybe the true treasure was friendship all along. but i hope not, because i canβt spend friendship on new clothes. β
β okay stop asking me if iβm straight, gay, bi, whatever. i identify as a fucking threat. β
β iβm usually that person who has no idea whatβs going on. β
β what doesnβt kill me should run, because now iβm fucking pissed. β
β my life isnβt as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like. β
β iβm sick and tired of being called 'mortalβ like, you donβt know that. neither do i. i have never died even once. nothing has been proven yet. stop making assumptions. β
β if you canβt beat them, dress better than them. β
β 'person of interestβ is almost too flattering. β
β drink your school, stay in drugs, and get 8 hours of drugs. β
β physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll. β
β youβll have a hard time believing this because it never happens but i made a mistake. β
β my expectations were low but holy fuck. β
β well, well, wellβ¦ if it isnβt my old friend: the dawning realization that i fucked up bad. β
β dear friend, your gift this yearβ¦ is me. thatβs right, another year of friendship. your membership has been renewed. β
β iβve come to a point in my life where i need a stronger word than fuck. β
β i have met some of the most insufferable people. but they also met me. β
β new year, same me. because iβm perfect. β
β just because iβm too short to reach the lowest self in the cabinet doesnβt mean you shouldnβt watch out for your kneecaps. β
β forgive me father, for i have sinny-sin-sinned. β
β so apparently the 'bad vibesβ iβve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress. β
β with great power comes great need to take a nap. wake me up later. β
β behold, the field in which i grow my fucks! lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren! β
β sometimes iβll start a sentence and i donβt even know where itβs going. i just hope i find it along the way. β
β i was born for politics. i have great hair and i love lying. β
β schrΓΆdingerβs cat is overrated. if you wanna see something thatβs β both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day. β
