"Would you like a cup of tea?”
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"Would you like a cup of tea?”
I’m back again, this time with an Asgore rp blog!
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My dad and I once had a disagreement over him using the adage "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
I said, "That's just not true. Sometimes what doesn't kill you leaves you brittle and injured or traumatized."
He stopped and thought about that for a while. He came back later, and said, "It's like wood glue."
He pointed to my bookshelf, which he helped me salvage a while ago. He said, "Do you remember how I explained that, once we used the wood glue on them, the shelves would actually be stronger than they were before they broke?"
I did.
"But before we used the wood glue, those shelves were broken. They couldn't hold up shit. If you had put books on them, they would have collapsed. And that wood glue had to set awhile. If we put anything on them too early, they would have collapsed just the same as if we'd never fixed them at all. You've got to give these things time to set."
It sounded like a pretty good metaphor to me, but one thing I did pick up on was that whatever broke those shelves, that's not the thing that made them stronger. That just broke them. It was being fixed that made them stronger. It was the glue.
So my dad and I agreed, what doesn't kill you doesn't actually make you stronger, but healing does. And if you feel like healing hasn't made you stronger than you were before, you're probably not done healing. You've got to give these things time to set.
happy father’s day to our one and only goatdad!
crash
let asgore be fat AND buff you Cowards 🔫

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Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?
Everyone schedule
Pm
Doing it again since I accidentally put the wrong time zone
Event Time Announcer shows time for Tumblr - Crash in locations all over the world. In New York it happens on Friday, April 1, 2022 at 12:35
So everyone can find their time :3
You may ask, "Jenna, why do you want this? Isn't there enough suffering in the world?" Well, you are right. But I want to scare the owners of this site. Not @staff, you know damn well they don't actually call the shots. No, i want to scare the people who make decisions. I want them to know that we can act as a unit and wreck shit on our own accord, that this community can move mountains. I want them to hesitate next time they make an announcement. Popular sovereignty, motherfuckers.
I know most people know this but some people in the notes don't, so reminder that you don't have to wake up or anything to post it, just schedule the post like this:
now you just hit the blue schedule and forget about it until the day it happens 👍
What Are You?
Your Result:
autumn
you're a shiver in the wind, or a person raking together a pile of leaves, or an animal preparing for hibernation. you are cozy and quiet, and perhaps distant, but you offer peaceful slumber and warm dreams
PSA U SWEET BABIES
listen. we love you. you arent going to become irrelevant if you dont write replies everyday. you arent going to be forgotten about if you dont write every starter. no one cares if you have graphics or icons. its ok. you dont have to impress everyone, because if someone has followed you that means they are already impressed by your work.
please do not feel pressured to fill a quota in. this isnt a job! its fun!
"Erm... what is a 'dilf'?"
“ I think a dilf means ‘dad I would like to fuck’. That is what I have been told, anyway! ”
"O-oh!"
Well, this was awkward.
"I... see! Well, thank you for letting me know, er... ma'am. I wouldn't want to be using it not knowing that!"
Closed Starter for @a-young-lion
“Don’t worry, I’ll be right outside if you need anything.”
Bones gave the lion an encouraging smile as he stood by the entrance to the throne room.
Inside, she would see that there was actually light from outside filtering down through a crack in the mountain, just like in the Ruins. The ground was covered in golden flowers, and in the middle of the room, stood Asgore.
His back was to her, so she could take him in at her own pace. He was even taller than Bones; probably nine feet or so. Despite his towering frame, however, he tread lightly among the flowers, careful not to step on them as he watered them. “All done!” he said to himself, before turning around. It was here he noticed he had a visitor.
“Oh! Er, howdy!” he said cheerfully. “You must be Serena. Bones has told me about you. Would you care for some tea?”
The dog monster, of course, had very knowingly left this information out to prevent Serena from vanishing into thin air. No turning back now, however...
Asgore grinned broadly, eyes closed and face beaming. "Indeed I did. All of these were grown from a single flower from the surface world. Unfortunately, that flower has disappeared, or I would be happy to show it to you! But, I suppose the rest will do. After all, they all look the same, right?"
There was a note of cynicism in the question, not directed at her, but his decades of visitors who thought the same. Part of him knew it was because they didn't have his years of experience with each flower- his knowledge of the soil each was rooted in, how much water to give each plant- so he did his best to not hold it against them.
He beckoned her into the back of the throne room, pleased to see the care she took where she stepped. Behind his throne was a doorway, with a second throne draped in cloth beside it that appeared to not have been used in a long time. Inside the doorway was a little living room not unlike Toriel's, with a kitchen off to the side. Asgore led the way in there, setting a kettle on the stove and lighting it with his magic.
"I hope the journey here was pleasant? The Underground can be a tad treacherous to navigate, I know," he said, striking up a conversation while the water boiled.

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A deep, crackling sigh. [ I don't get paid enough for this. It's an, um... older person who is often a parent, and considered attractive by younger people. A "Dad I'd like to".... friend. ] @bcrnt-petcls
Asgore was going to ask who paid her to explain what the kids were saying these days to "old" people like him, but her explanation of the term made him pause.
"D... I... L... F! I get it!" he beamed, before hastily signing, [Er, thank you, miss...?]
Mr. Asgore? Odd title, he thought to himself. The goat monster knew he wasn't the brightest guy around, but he wasn't as dumb as some might believe.
This Mara girl knew his name, so she clearly knew he was the king, yet only addressed him with the honorific given to commoners. Not that Asgore minded; quite the opposite. Were it not for the sake of keeping up the people's HOPE, he would be tempted to give up the title of king altogether.
[I don't see how they could be nicer. I have met a new friend who explained something I didn't know,] he replied with a sunny smile, part of him hoping she would elucidate. [I overheard some of the youngins in town discussing the subject with their friends. I didn't hear who in particular they had in mind, if any, but I wish them the best of friendships!] There was a twinkle in his eye, but those eyes watched her facial expressions. Her language about the situation made him suspicious she wasn't being entirely truthful.
A deep, crackling sigh. [ I don't get paid enough for this. It's an, um... older person who is often a parent, and considered attractive by younger people. A "Dad I'd like to".... friend. ] @bcrnt-petcls
Asgore was going to ask who paid her to explain what the kids were saying these days to "old" people like him, but her explanation of the term made him pause.
"D... I... L... F! I get it!" he beamed, before hastily signing, [Er, thank you, miss...?]
"Erm... what is a 'dilf'?"
Man I remember I used to follow like a million Undertale roleplay blogs, do those still exist now?
Let’s Find them now
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