Random shit I find funny

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

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WHAT THE FUCK. THIS IS SO FUNNY. I CANNOT FKKSKD

twilight but instead of a dramatic reveal about how edward’s a vampire bella just shows up to class one day and slides a copy of Dracula across the table to see what happens 

the fucking wheezy laugh that just came out of my body

A travesty that this has no sound

F*ck water, we throwing chairs in this house

This is like one of those art house horror movies with symbolism I don’t understand except I understand what this is trying to convey perfectly holy crap

What a damn mood

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

emotionally im doing the laminated paper wobbling sound

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

the holy trinity

When I was a child I thought Susan was needlessly mean to Ross. Then as I got older I realized Ross was an asshat and Susan was the only one on the show that could see it.

what if u woke up tomorrow and it was the first day of seventh grade and everythings that happened since then was just a dream

yes i stay up at night because my life’s devoid of meaning

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

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