GRUNGESTROLOGY

Aries: Ephemeral(adj.)- lasting for a very short time

Taurus: Hiraeth(n.) - nostalgia or longing for a home you can’t return to, or one that was never yours.

Gemini: Raconteur(n.) - a person who tells anecdotes in a skilful and amusing way; a spinner of yarns.

Cancer: Mångata(n.) - The glimmering, road-like reflection that the moon creates on the water.

Leo: Clinquant(adj.) - glittering with or as with gold or silver; tinseled.

Virgo: Vellichor(n.) - strange wistfulness of used bookstores.

Libra: Limerence(n.) - An involuntary romantic infatuation with another person.

Scorpio: Arcane(adj.) - understood only by few; mysterious or secret.

Sagittarius: Fernweh(n.) - Wanderlust; longing for far-off places.

Capricorn: Eumoirous(n.) - A state of happiness due to being honest and wholesome.

Aquarius: Disenthrall (v.) - Liberation; free from bondage or slavery.

Taurus: Easily angered and will not change their mind.

Gemini: Can talk their way out of any situation.

Cancer: Incredibly defensive and can guilt anyone.

Leo: Have a superiority complex and will destroy anyone who hurts their ego.

Virgo: Will not let anyone come between them and what they wish to achieve.

Libra: Shallow, can easily turn off emotions.

Scorpio: Enormous capacity for anger and violence. Their actions are fueled by their endless emotions.

Sagittarius: Will do anything just for the sake of rebelling.

Capricorn: Will do whatever it takes to get to the top.

Aquarius: Impossible to read.

Aquarius: Licks like a snow cone. A bit too rapidly, like they’re actually thinking about a snow cone.

Pisces: Eager. Vociferous. Will be standing in line with you at Walmart and loudly whisper, “hey you want your ass eaten?”

Aires:  Only does it in the shower. Complains that their knees hurt before they even start. Seems bored.

Taurus: Bull in a china shop. Leaves hickies. Will attempt to insert lips and blow a raspberry.

Gemini: Will say “I’ve never done this before” ten minutes after they’ve done it before. Unsurprisingly excellent at it.

Cancer: Makes noises like a pig looking for truffles. Picks hair out of their front teeth afterward.

Leo: Tentative. Licks around the target zone but never fully engages. Sometimes giggles in the middle

Virgo: Doesn’t care if you’ve been mowing the lawn all day. A bit rough. Might feel it in your own tonsils.

Libra: Thoughtful and methodical. Sniffs early and often. 

Scorpio: Goes for way too long. You stop feeling it after 35 minutes. You know you still have another 25 to wait.

Sagittarius: Uses a lot of lip action. You can swear you can feel them talking into it, but you don’t hear any words.

Aries: The one that thinks they can out-strong the killer/vampire/zombie/whatever in a direct fight. Somewhat recklessly confident, which sometimes works, sometimes doesn’t.

Taurus: The one that goes into denial and repeats “it’s okay” to comfort people, but is actually comforting themselves because they cannot stand the chaos and lack of stability.

Gemini: The one that opens the book of the dead/plays with the Ouija/ goes down into the cellar even though warned not to out of sheer curiosity. 

Cancer: Jumps at everything, every shadow, every creak of the door. That character that is burdened by the first thirty minutes of a horror film where nothing actually happens yet but they are setting up the creepy atmosphere.

Leo: The one that cannot take the nuance and secretive nature of the situation so just shouts “SHOW YOURSELF.” 

Virgo: The one that looks for clues and solutions. Everyone else is sobbing in the corner and they are on their hands and knees reading a map using a torch.

Libra: When there are only two people left, and they know they are going to die, Libra are the ones that initiate into a meaningful conversation for their last moments.

Scorpio: The ghost that is scary at first, but actually just needs a listening ear, settling on no longer throwing your belongings arout the room but rather just keeping you company. (See The Sixth Sense)

Sagittarius: The one whose instinct is to run all through the film, so nothing gets solved but they evade physical danger for as long as possible. After all, there are a lot of people slower than them. 

Capricorn: The one that actually uses logic in a film often full of dunces. The audience roots for them.

Aquarius: The one that out-weirds the supernatural creatures, taking them by surprise and winning the battle.

Aries: The Veteran - This is a really fun role to play. When it’s night time, you get to choose whether you go on an alert, and if someone visits you that night, then you shoot them (town, mafia, or anyone). Aries plays this role by spewing propaganda into town to make people visit them, and then alerting at night. Aries is looking to kill the most people in one night they can.

Taurus: The Bodyguard - I like to call this is “do whatever” role. The Bodyguard must choose one person at night to guard, and if this person if attacked, you will die in their place as well as the one who attacked them. Taurus plays this role by random defending people at night and just hoping they pick someone who isn’t a target. 

Gemini: The Mayor - Both the most important and most annoying role there is. The Mayor is the head of the town, and they get to choose to ‘reveal’ themselves as the Mayor to the town. Once they do, they get 3 votes on who will be killed, so bad roles will be effectively outnumbered. People always defend the Mayor and talk to them lots, so Gemini loves to play the social Mayor. They whisper people constantly and really lead town.

Cancer: The Lookout - This role can easily end a game for an Serial Killer or the Mafia. The Lookout has to choose one person at night to watch, and at the end of the night, they see who visited them. Cancer plays this role by stealthily trying to work out who will die next, and watching them at night to catch the culprit. Once Cancer is sure who it is, they get Town to kill them off and win the game.

Leo: The Vampire Hunter - Playing this role feels like your own version of Buffy. You get to hear what the vampires say to each other at night and use this to work out who you should attempt to stake, and therefore kill. Leo plays the game by plotting bait in the daytime to make the vampires visit them, so Leo can stake them. Leo is no holds barred when it comes to trying to stake them all to eventually becoming a Vigilante - who uses their one shot on a random person who turned out to be bad (lucky shot, Leo!).

Virgo: The Medium - Everyone says there is the Medium’s Curse, which is when you die on the first day despite no one knowing you’re the Medium. But if you can get past that, which Virgo somehow does, then Medium is quite fun. When people die, they can stay in the game and talk to the Medium at night. It is the Medium’s job to take the dead’s information and suspicions they never got to say when they’re alive, and tell the town. Virgo has to be careful not to get fake Mafia names from a dead Mafia and accidently bring around the death of a fellow townie.

Libra: The Sheriff - Peacekeeper of the town. Sheriffs get to interrogate one person at night to see if they are suspicious or not suspicious. Libra must have their wits about them to work out who the Godfather is as they will come up as not suspicious. Libra plays this role by carefully reading the talk during the days to back up any conclusions they draw from their night interrogations. They end up getting many mafia people lynched, and helping town to a victory.

Scorpio: The Spy - The role that has to stay as unknown as possible. The spy hears the Mafia’s conversations at night and knows you they visited, but if spy was to own up to who they are, they would be next on the hit list. The spy has to carefully use their information so they don’t give away they are the spy, but they still get the Mafia killed.

Sagittarius: The Vigilante - One wrong shot and it’s all over for Sagittarius. The Vigilante has three bullets they can use to shoot anyone they suspect is bad, bu if they shoot a town, the Vigilante will die from guilt the next day. Some Sagittarius will random shoot and hope they are lucky, others will carefully deduce who their next shoot will be. Sagittarius loves to ply Vigilante for the “hit or miss” of it.

Capricorn: The Jailor - Possibly the most powerful town role. The Jailor must jail one person at night and gets to talk to them. This stops the jailed person from doing what their role is Jailor also gets to execute three times, but will not be able to execute if they execute a townie. Capricorn likes the power of the role and imprisons people they think are suspicious, sometimes killing them straight off if they can’t defend themselves well enough.

Aquarius: The Retributionist - This is a unique role that can bring back one town member from the dead. Aquarius usually brings back the Jailor if they have died. Aquarius waits a few days for the dead to build up to see which member of town would be most useful to them. Aquarius is the type to neve bring back the Mayor.

saltier than the red sea: gemini, virgo, scorpio, capricorn

more salt in body than water: aries, cancer, leo, sagittarius

equal balance salt and sugar: taurus, aquarius, libra

aries : white tank tops, raves, crazy fires

taurus : books, dancing, 1950s, pinups

gemini : pastel green, beauty, flower feilds

cancer : 90s, waves, winged eyeliner, swimming at night

leo : reAllY NicE bUTTs, tropical places, happiness

virgo : wild parties, sleeping in, small children

libra : flower crowns, pink everything, family

scorpio : cold feelings, sweat, late night sex

sagittarius : drugs, the forest, dark blue, bright eyes

capricorn : pets, broken hearts, dorm room, old people

aquarius : cats, hot sex, shyness, the color black

pisces : long hugs, babies, passion, sultry makeup

My thought process is…

Aries: Quick, strong willed, assertive, strategic, witty, loud, strong.

Taurus: Stubborn, practical, patient, thoughtful, artistic

Gemini: Witty, poetic, jovial, clever, complex.

Cancer: Indecisive, self-oriented, wary, shrewd, cunning

Leo: Vibrant, confident, funny, playful, creative, bubbly

Virgo: Intellectual, thorough, practical, realistic, witty

Libra: Melodic, fair, contemplative, patient, other-oriented

Scorpio: Brooding, observant, strategic, dark, deep

Sagittarius: Agile, sharp, philosophical, innovative, adventurous

Capricorn: Prioritizing, organised, ambitious, cunning

Aquarius: Inventive, unique, unconventional, scientific

Pisces: Dreamy, aloof, unfocused, intuitive, empathetic

I express this thought process through…

1st House: My everyday expression and my own self-image

2nd House: The way I earn financial security

3rd House: The way I communicate with others

4th House: The way I handle home affairs or represent my family

5th House: My art or creative activities

6th House: The way I help others and provide service

7th House: The way I treat other in my personal relationships

8th House: My sex life and my attitude towards death

9th House: My personal beliefs and how I learn

10th House: My public image and reputation

11th House: My social life and movements within society