hey. i'm trash.

i need some victory today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some days you just need a velociraptor on your side.

me, procrastinating: i hope somebody kills me before this is due

Ah, the ‘ol scream and sleep.

the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!

oh thank GOD

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

can’t pass up this kinda karma

and in your size

He signed up to play Roxas cuz he loved the big feet characters of Kingdom Hearts

I came out here to celebrate a teen heart-throb icon, and have left with knowledge about Quentin McCartino I never could have anticipated. I am Pandora, and typing the first Dickard Grayson post was opening the shoe box

the older and taller u r the more attracted i am to u

*Abraham Lincoln rises from his grave* U got kik?

Gymnastics

Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts”

Dicke means Fat or Thick

this post only gets worse