rosie 𓆝 𓆟𓆞

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

let me just park in a way that brings shame upon my entire family line

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

sorry for being a hater i want to be a lover but everything pisses me off

If you want a rewritten version of “better than revenge” you are boring sorry to say

knuckle tattoos that say FULL BUSH

a pastry is more than a snack or little treat it is medicinal. it's a vitamin

i invite you over to my house and while we're greeting each other at the door i turn around and yell "down boy! DOWN! NO!" and you just see a caterpillar moving very slowly across the floor toward you

Girlmorning, and in case I don't see you girlafternoon girlevening and girlnight!