welcome to my junkyard

One day I will make enough money to bribe my favourite fanfiction writers into updating their abandoned wips

quit your job write 10000 trillion words of angst instead. I’ll provide for us

money is wasted on the rich. none of them know they could commission several thousand novels worth of toxic yuri and instead they lobby america for more bombs, much is wrong with this world 😔

Mpreg Bruce

shoutout all my neurodivergent folk who Dont have autism or adhd

My name is Tominaga Haruka. I was chosen by a magical talking animal, and for the last 29 years I've been Earth's one and only... Wonder-Sparkle Princess.

she's been fighting the same villains for three decades and they are also tired of it. Most of them aren't giving it their all. Half of them are in a groupchat they've added her to where they schedule their evil plans to make sure they don't interfere with each other, or more importantly, with *her* Xalkrax the space demon from outer space decided to attack the city when she was taking her vacation time once, and now he's dead, because even the power of friendship and redemption can't save you if you interrupt her rare vacations

Why are people tagging this '#wonder sparkle princess' like that's a thing and not a name I made up exclusively for this post?

Congratulations on inventing a new tumblr deity!!

God I needed this.

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

Ive never met representatives from either camp who wanted to deny it.

I can accept when I’m wrong.