cowboy at heart

dude/babe it’s the same thing

call it kink shaming if you want but i’m more than a little terrified of men who feel that hurting women is sexually gratifying 

you’re lucky If I care

Parents be like that’s my emotional support eldest daughter

parents be like that’s the third parent in the family, my eldest daughter

parents be like that’s my parent, my eldest daughter

If you’re bisexual you’re probably bisexual

Omg i thought you a bitch but you're actually really cool. I thought you were a total bitch because you don't talk a lot. Just an absolute cunt. A horrible horrible rude bitch. The worst. I thought "wow this bitch is so quiet who does she think she is? She thinks she's so much better than us. I literally hate her" We cool now tho

this is the last year that we can make this stupid joke so im going to make the most of it and post it every day until 2020