We are All Cowboys, On the Inside

i’m a grower not a show-er what do this mean u might ask? means my peepee dumb small when it’s soft but when i get hard my shit bigger than your feet anyway the upside to this? no one ever expects how big i get when i’m hard it’s like “dam i ain’t even notice u got a big ass dick boy” the downside? if i get pantsed in public i immediately have to start jacking off before i pull my pants back up in order to get hard if not everyone will think i’m packing chicken nugget when in reality im not vegan but i brought the cucumber with me

why is this formatted like a poem

Because it is one

no offense but i’m a cat i’m a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance 

Are you fucking serious?

i would never lie

I stg every single time someone says “you are not immune to propaganda” I can barely hear them over the sound of their own subtext screaming “but I am”

mr gorbachev STOOOOP LMAO no seriously STOP IIIITTTT

i ain’t no weak bitch but i didnt deserve to go through half of the things i’ve experienced