I'm back in the fuckning bidling!

when youre inadvertently 1% too nice to a straight guy you can usually pinpoint the exact moment where he decides you must be acting that way because you want to fuck down on him crazy style and it is at this point that one would be well advised to have a cyanide capsule under a false tooth or an equivalent fast acting response

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

jensen ackles doing so much in that hanging himself gif he shouldve been a mime instead of the world’s first omega

why did n just tell me she's the leader of team plasma on the ferris wheel. ruined the mood for our date :/

girl really went "hi im the leader of a terrorist organization and i have declared you as the one to beat me have fun"

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

@barely-homunculus