a kick in the head

It Is Wintertime

ive eaten shrimp exactly 5 times in my life, always with gusto and an utter lack of self-restaint, and each time has ingrained itself in my memory as distinctly nightmarish when they ended with me ralphing it all back up within the hour. i thought this was reflective of my hubris and insufficient fear of god, but it is only as i write this post now, crumpled to my knees on the floor of this eresto’s bathroom after eating half a baja taco and recalling that my dad is allergic to shellfish, that i realize perhaps the issue is not with a higher power, but with a deeper one. biology.

This was 100% a callout posting about male authors.

sure i guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper

I got chills just thinking about this

My kind of kink.

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