DIRT BOY;

Finally I see something going against the implied language that suggests the male gender is the default gender, illustrated by “man-made, mankind” etc,

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

my lesbian farmer gf or, as i like to call her, my crop top—

my lesbian electrician gf or, as I like to call her, my power bottom

thank you for the best comment i’ve seen in my fucking life

I feel like things would go a lot better if everyone would bear in mind that the way people act on Tumblr is not necessarily indicative of the way they act in real life.

my point is (in case it wasn’t obvious) if you’ve ever seen ppl on tumblr being very very loud & proud about their identity and been like ‘ugh why do these tumblr weirdos have to be so loud about being *identity*, why can’t they talk about being *identity* a regular amount like the people I know in real life’, they probably do talk about it a ‘regular’ amount (or not at all) in real life actually

*actually sits down and listens to Wouldn’t It Be Nice* yeah.... yeah, that would be nice...

Ain’t nothing wrong with picking up fallen succulent leaves off the floor of the Walmart garden center, takin’ ‘em home, and growing your own plant babies. Pirate those plants. Fuck the system.

You wouldn’t download a plant

Bitch, i might.

why can’t MY life be a 50k slow burn friends to lovers fic

Whos to say it isnt. u wouldnt even notice till chapter 17

When I start to lose my faith in humanity, this beautiful post crosses my feed. 😢😊😍

HUMANS!!!!! ARE NOT SELFISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST IMAGINE WHAT COULD HAPPEN ON THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS IF THIS WERE THE RULESET AND NOT “get more money than Them”