in the dark

Shane "too busy to have friends" Hollander has one pleasant conversation with a woman his own age and decides she must be the one for him because they have a connection. my man, that connection is friendship!!!

I’ve actually been fucking your son for 10 years. Thank you for pasta

I’ll never get over Ilya being like no no, I must set record straight. I want to fuck your son since the literal moment I first saw him at seventeen. It was freckles. And then I fuck him. Repeatedly. For entire decade. He gave up that ass like absolute freak. He is my good little boy. Yes, that is right. Since the markets crash and millennial dream is dead. I hear on radio, then I fuck your son. We grow old together. Lovers.

these fucking sparkling shots of the lake in between scenes

gonna need 5-7 business months to unpack everything the yuna and shane scene made me feel

play stupid games (talk about loving sex with women to your gay situationship) win stupid prizes (your gay situationship starts having sex with a woman)

when shane's like hey why don't we try this crazy new thing where we say what we think and feel instead of disguising our emotions behind layers of deflection and bro-y fuck yous and ilya's like ummmmmm idk if i can make any promises..... cut to ilya opening his eyes the next morning half awake blurting out I LIKE YOUUUUUU!!!!!!! like he'd been practicing it in his sleep. baby's first taste of emotional security lol he's riding HIGH on that rush of feeling loved and safe

shane hollander on that couch wanted to be wifed so fucking bad it was making him look stupid