am i muppet?

reblog to let people know you were here before the great twitter migration

hate a “that’s against the law!” type character. like you really recognize the state? grow up 🙄

im not a people pleaser anymore im a huge cunt now

the most base human desire is just to do stuff with strings. weaving. cooking spaghetti. quantum physics. embroidery. uhh lacing your shoes to go on a run. a lot of instruments. knitting

Perhaps i will drink my sorrows away.. *opens up capri sun*

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

people who read while listening to music are very talented and are probably going to hell 

honestly the concept of doppelgangers is scary but if i saw myself i probably wouldn’t be that terrified. like i know she can’t run for more than 3 minutes straight. i know she can’t do basic maths. she’s not going to do anything. she doesn’t even know what day it is

“Cars” reboot in the style of the movie “Cats” and all the cars are just humans walking around naked but with a metallic sheen and they have wheels at the end of their limbs. Their faces are human faces but with car headlights instead of eyes.

op i have some bad news for you about another andrew lloyd webber musical

I didn’t want this to be the way I learned about starlight express but here we are

every time i see a cat and they look up at me i’m always like you have no idea…. you think you’re regular huh? think you’re normal? well you’re small and cute and silly. you have no idea

THERE IS A FOX TRAPPED IN YOUR RIBCAGE GNAWING SLOWLY ON YOUR FLESH BUT YOU WILL NOT LET IT OUT BECAUSE WHAT WOULD MOTHER THINK WHAT WOULD MOTHER THINK