minkraft

‪that shot in into the spider-verse where miles jumps off the building, taking “a leap of faith” and then we watch from a flipped point of view . cinematic excellence ‬

sir that’s my emotional support bioware companion

herobrine

*sprints by your minecraft house, seeds in hand and with a pleasant mass of chickens following* lets go lesbians let’s go

Minecraft is great because it quenches my thirsts for living in the woods, being a farmer, and building houses, all within the same game

Straights: this is a girl cup and this is a boy cup and you can tell because of their colors and look! They’re in love!:))) U: ha ha gay bracelet Straights: ITS A BRACELET ITS AN INANIMATE OBJECT IT CANT HAVE A SEXUALITY

u guys,,,,,, actually want to fuck monsters? like literally actually for real??? u see a huge terrifying monster and think big sexy??? u wanna scary ass bloodthirsty beast to fuck u??? a mothman???? a wearwoof??? VENOM????????????? these arent just memes??? not just jokes??????? u guys arent joking?????????

did people think we were fucking joking about this