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Full version of the Underfell Asgore as Krampus panel from the latest Jumbletale thing I did.

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A man who sees ghosts checks himself into a mental institution, oblivious to the fact that the facility has been closed for almost thirty years.
"Oh boy youre not going to like what Im about to tell you"
fav. mcelroy overviews
american truck simulator: justin backseat drives. griffin has far, far too much power. high mortality rate.
catlateral damage: genuinely a hostage situation.
home improvisation: griffin tries his hand at furniture building, ends up with a future career in modern art.Â
probably archery:Â definitely archery. a war between brothers.Â
 i expect you to die: griffin sets a lot of things on fire. justin is very tired.
spookyâs house of jump scares:Â griffin is very, very brave.
five nights at freddyâs 3:Â mostly just griffin screaming. solo run.
 five nights at freddyâs 2: griffin refuses to read the rules, justin tries not to sound scared. disaster.Â
1001 spikes/titan souls: justin is a monster [literally].Â
plants vs. zombies: griffin spends most of his time pretending not to like the game as much as he does. justin simply doesnât understand.Â
neverending nightmares: actually a really poignant review of a very beautiful and very strange game. [tw: mental illness]
girls club: justin tries to cheat his way into a perfect date. griffin is deeply offended by the whole concept.Â
car mechanic simulator: griffin tries to crush himself underneath a car. justin pretends to know a lot more about cars than he actually does.Â
goatz:Â griffin becomes a goat, immediately loses all semblance of a moral code.
octodad: griffin flops around with mixed results. a dangerous bet is placed.
tabletop simulator: griffin creates a board game with indiscernible rules. also, steve buscemi is there.
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Concept: a soulmates AU, except instead of a soulmate everyone has a thematically appropriate nemesis.
I entered the classroom early on the first day of school, pouring over the student handbook for what kinds of behavior might lose me my scholarship. My parents had scrimped and saved just to get the uniform for this prestigious academy, and I wasnât going to let that go to waste.
âOh, look at this, boys. Another charity case.â
I looked up at the boy whoâd just entered. Coiffed silky hair, expertly pressed uniform, high-quality leather bag, expensive watch; definitely rich.
Just from the overly superior look on his face and the similarly-rich-looking boys hanging around that I could only describe as his cronies, I guessed we probably wouldnât get along. But when he turned to the others and I saw a mark I recognized just below his left ear, I knew.
It was him.
My soulhate.
For the dating thing, how about Bee?
Pros: n/aCons: his whole personality
Perfect

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What my art looks like these days.
GIVE ME MAMA HONG YOU FUCKING BASTARDS
a lil remix of boys by charli xcx

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F cuk--
O.k, started working on the third chapter in my vampire animated clip series- You can watch them here: Part 1:Â https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WsZ2fUXbZg Part2:Â https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ltx-pmjdAAI
Hereâs the first animated shot out of 84, there will be more coming out soon ^^
small brain: not acknowledging you ever had an MCR phase and saying you hate their music
big brain: admitting you used to like MCR but saying you donât listen to them anymore
galaxy brain: putting Helena on every playlist you make

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Irish people; The faeries arenât real
Irish people; No fucking way will I go in that faerie ring
#look#you donât go in a fairy ring and you donât fuck with a stone in the middle of a field#these are just facts#nobody does it#fairies will fuck you up#Ireland#folklore#fairies (Via @false-dawn)
Look, I donât believe in God, but I will not disrespect the Good Gentlemen of the Hills. Thatâs just common sense.
Between this and the Icelanders with their elves I do not understand what is going on above the 50th parallel.
My general rule of thumb: you donât have to believe in everything, but donât fuck with it, just in case.
^^^ that part
This is truer than true. Especially the Irish part.
Let me tell you what I know about this after living here for nearly thirty years.
This is a modern European country, the home of hot net startups, of Internet giants and (in some places, some very few places) the fastest broadband on Earth. People here live in this century, HARD.
Yet they get nervous about walking up that one hill close to their home after dark, because, you know⌠stuff happens there.
I know this because Peter and I live next to One Of Those Hills. There are people in our locality who wouldnât go up our tiny country road on a dark night for love or money. What they make of us being so close to it for so long without harm coming to us, I have no idea. For all I know, itâs ascribed to us being writers (i.e. sort of bards) or mad folk (also in some kind of positive relationship with the Dangerous Side: donât forget that the root word of âsillyâ, which used to be English for âcrazyâ, is the Old English _saelig_, âholyââŚ) or otherwise somehow weirdly exempt.
And you know what? Iâm never going to ask. Because one does not discuss such things. Lest people from outside get the wrong idea about us, about normal modern Irish people living in normal modern Ireland.
You hear about this in whispers, though, in the pub, late at night, when all the tourists have gone to bed or gone away and no one but the locals are around. That hill. That curve in the road. That cold feeling you get in that one place. There is a deep understanding that there is something here older than us, that doesnât care about us particularly, that (when we obtrude on it) is as willing to kick us in the slats as to let us pass by unmolested.
So you greet the magpies, singly or otherwise. You let stones in the middle of fields be. You apologize to the hawthorn bush when youâre pruning it. If you see something peculiar that cannot be otherwise explained, you are polite to it and pass onward about your business without further comment. And you donât go on about it afterwards. Because itâs⌠unwise. Not that you personally know any examples of people whoâve screwed it up, of course. But you donât meddle, and you learn when to look the other way, not to see, not to hear. Some things have just been here (for various values of âhereâ and various values of âbeenâ) a lot longer than you have, and will be here still after youâre gone. Thatâs the way of it. When you hear the story about the idiots who for a prank chainsawed the centuries-old fairy tree a couple of counties over, you say â if asked by a neighbor â exactly what theyâre probably thinking: âPoor fuckers. Theyâre doomed.â And if asked by anybody else you shake your head and say something anodyne about Kids These Days. (While thinking DOOMED all over again, because there are some particularly self-destructive ways to increase entropy.)
Meanwhile, in Iceland: the county council that carelessly knocked a known elf rock off a hillside when repairing a road has had to go dig the rock up from where it got buried during construction, because that road has had the most impossible damn stuff happen to it since that you ever heard of. Doubtless some nice person (maybe theyâll send out for the Priest of Thor or some such) will come along and do a little propitiatory sacrifice of some kind to the alfar, belatedly begging their pardon for the inconvenience.
Theyâre building the alfar a new temple, too.
Atlantic islands. Faerie: we haz it.
The Southwest is like this in some ways. You donât go traveling along the highways at night with an empty car seat. Because an empty car seat is an invitation. You stick your luggage, your laptop bag, whatever you got in that seat. Else something best left undiscussed and unnamed (because to discuss it by name is to go âAY WEâRE TALKING BOUT YA WEâRE HERE AND ALSO IGNORANT OF WHAT YOUâRE CAPABLE OFâ at the top of your damn lungs at them) will jump in to the car, after which youâre gonna have a bad time.
If youâre out in the woods, you keep constant, consistent count of your party and make sure you know everyone well enough that you can ID them by face alone, lest something imitating a person get at you. They like to insert themselves in the party and just observe before they strike. Itâs a game to them. In general you donât fuck with the weird, you ignore the lights in the sky (no, this isnât a god damn night vale reference, yes Iâm serious) and the woods, you lock up at night and you donât answer the door for love or money. Whatever or whoeverâs knocking ainât your buddy.
^ So much good advice in this post right here
I live in the south and⌠you just⌠donât go into the woods or fields at night.
Donât go near big trees in the night
If you live on a farm, donât look outside the windows at night
I have broken all these rules.
Iâve seen some shit.
If it sounds like your mom, but you didnât realize your mom is homeâŚ. itâs not your mom. Promise.
One walked onto the porch once. Wasnât fun. But theyâre not super keen on guns. Typically bolt when they see one.
You think itâs the neighbor kids.
Itâs not the neighbor kids.
Might sound like coyotes but you never really /see/ the coyotes but then wow that one cow was reaaaaaally fucked up this morning. The next night when you hear another one screaming you just turn the tv up a little more. Maybe fire a gun in the air but you donât go after it. If it is coyotes then itâs probably a pack and you seriously donât want to fuck with that and if itâs the other thing you seriously REALLY donât want to fuck with that.
So in the south, especially near the mountains, you just go straight from your car to inside your house, draw your curtains and watch tv.
If you see lights in the fields just fucking leave it alone.
Eyes forward. Donât be fucking stupid. Mind your own business. Call your neighbors and tell them to bring the cats in. Thereâs coyotes out. Some of them know. Most of them donât.
Other than that everythingâs a ghost and they died in the civil war. Literally all of everything else is just the civil war. We used to smell old perfume and pipe tobacco in the weeks leading up to the battle anniversaries.
Shitâs wild and I sound fucking crazy but I swear to god itâs true.
Every time this post comes around, itâs my favorite to open up the notes and read the stories. Probably shouldnât have since Iâm sleeping alone tonight, but you know, itâs fine. đ
Austrian girl here who has lived in Ireland for 5+ years. This shit is LEGIT. Iâve seen it with my own two Catholic eyes.Â
Sure, visit during the day. Thatâs alright as long as youâre respectful. But you couldnât PAY ME ENOUGH to go there at night. These are also the last places where you wanna start littering.Â
I grew up in southwest Pennsylvania which is a weird mixture of American cultures and environments. I was in the heavily forested mountains (northern Appalachia) but had lots and lots of corn fields and cow pastures. Like the Smoky Mountains and fields of Kansas combined. And being so cut off from a lot of the world, we had our fair share of ghost stories.
We had âwitchesâ in the mountains (more like ghost-women who will snatch you up by making you wander in a daze around the forest like the Blair Witch before killing you or letting you back out into society but youâre⌠different). Or devils in springs or abandoned wells (donât look too long into one or something will follow you).Â
But we also had the cornfield demons. Iâve witnessed this many times. Youâll be in the passenger seat looking out the window and see red glowing eyes in the cornfield. No light shining in that direction. Just two red dots a few inches apart faintly glowing in a pitch black cornfield. Theyâre not the glow of deer eyes in the headlights. More like the embers of a dying fire. Sometimes, as you drive away, youâll look out the back window or side mirror and you can see the eyes have moved to the edge of the corn field, still watching you. If you bring it up with the driver, theyâll call you paranoid, but grip the wheel a bit tighter and driver a little faster.
I was walking to a friendâs house one night. It was about 20 minutes down a dirt road with forest on one side and a cornfield on the other. Iâve walked past it many times and wasnât really concerned. My main worry was coming across a skunk or porcupine. I didnât have a flashlight because the moonlight was bright enough and I knew the walk really well. Then I saw the eyes. I immediately averted mine (because for some reason thatâs how to not annoy it) but they kept wandering back. They were still there, watching. I heard rustling and saw the eyes come closer and I took off running. I got to my friends without a scratch, but I was terrified. I mentioned it to my friend and thatâs when I found out it was A Thing. Her parents agreed and shared their stories. I brought it up more and almost everyone knew what I was talking about. It was a phenomenon a lot of folks around town experienced but never mentioned. To this day, I donât linger around poorly light cornfields at night.Â
Faeries and Wee Folk and Liminal Spaces, oh myyyyâŚ
I justâŚyes. This. All of this. And then some.
You donât have to understand it. You donât have to believe in it.
But if you know whatâs good for you, DONâT FUCK WITH IT.
I was born and raised in the city. My grandparents lived in the outskirts, but then decided to move back to a small mountain town my grandmotherâs family used to live in. By small I mean it has less than 20 houses, and everyone knows everyone. It is an old little place, perched on the side of the mountain, with buildings made of stones. Right under it, there are fields, and then the woods.
The first time I visited (more or less 7 years ago) my grandomother was very careful to warn me not to go out when itâs dark. Sheâs the same woman who taught me about myths and legends, and told me that there are things wandering around. We donât know who they are, or what they are, but they like to stroll through the town when they know itâs quiet. Usually they are calm, but sometimes they try to get people to come with them back into the woods. They make you see things, imitate noises and voices. They wonât let you come back.
I was skeptical, but I obeyed.
Fast forward to 3 years ago.
I was spending the month with my grandparents, and it was only the three of us since my family decided to stay in Rome. One day around 9 pm (the sun had just set) I was in the kitchen on the second floor, reading at the table, when I my grandmother called me from the garden. The window was open, so I clearly heard her shout âGiorgia! Can you come down a second?â
It wasnât the first time it had happened: my grandmother had a dog who was pretty old and had trouble walking, so sheâd call me down into the garden from time to time to help her move him back inside. But she never asked me to go out at night.
âIs everything okay?â I yelled, still sitting at the table âYou need help?â
âCan you come down a second?â she repeated.
I just thought âMehâ and stood up to go downstairs to the lobby and reach the garden-Â
-and I met my grandmother in the hallway.
I asked her âYou donât need help anymore?â. She just stared at me, so I explained that I heard her call me from the garden.
âYou didnât look down from window, did you?â
I shook my head, and she calmly walked into the kitchen and closed the window.
âYou shouldnât go out, itâs dark.â she told me, getting a bottle of water from the fridge. Like nothing had happened.
âBut I heard you call-â
âItâs dark, Giorgia.â
Thatâs when I fully realized that it wasnât my grandmother who tried to get me to go out in the night.
And thatâs why I donât fuck with the unknown.
Local legend time.
Here in Central Indiana, there are two local paranormal sites less than ten minutes from my house. The first is Sunken Road.
Sunken Road is this little, one-lane dirt road that runs between two country roads. It runs through a relatively low-lying area that floods a lot, and is pretty marshy in general, covered in this patches of scraggly marsh-forest (a horrible description, but you know what I mean). At one point in the road, it drops down real sharp about five feet, levels out for maybe fifty yards, and goes back up. Thereâs where the problem is: way back when, they were trying to build a bridge over this dip, because it especially floods. No ones ever said why- I myself probably think itâs an Indian curse, as related to the second legend- but A LOT of people died trying to make this damn bridge. Horses and men drowned or went missing, to the point that they gave up building the thing. You donât go down this road on a full moon; personally, I think moonless nights are just as bad. People say, on the right night- Halloween, the solstices, New Years, it varies depending on the version- you can still hear the horses scream as they or their masters sink into the muck.
The other legend is Thirteen Graves. Long story short, back in the 1800s, the locals hung a bakers dozen of Indians. Instead of handing the bodies back to the tribe, they buried them in unmarked graves in this local cemetery; Iâve been here only because some of my ancestors are buried there, and Tobago was in broad daylight. Anyway, when they buried these guys, they put these big slabs of rock- limestone or concrete- on top. Canât remember why, but Iâd guess it was to prevent either the locals or the tribe digging them back up. One of the graves particularly is special. Walk along and count them, and youâll get thirteen; turn and walk back the other way, and you might only get twelve. Supposedly, this one grave, it the right amount of moonlight, gives off a certain glow, though none of the others do. I wouldnât know; when my friends dragged us there one night, I never got out of the car, and made sure to lock the doors.
Okay look, people always say âLetâs go to Bali for a holidayâ, but Bali isnât known as the Island of the Gods for nothing. Those candle offerings you see next to statues all over the road? And next to trees? They contain beings that you MUST be respectful to. I have heard so many stories of people snuffing candles out, only to accidentally end up in a hospital one way or the other.
Point is, donât fucking mess with the other side, and be respectful for cultures and old myths even if you donât believe them.
Thereâs places in Connecticut where the graves are from the 1600s, and trust me, perfectly fine during the day, but people want to try and be hot shots and go to them at night.
You donât go to those cemeteries at night. People have been grabbed and shoved to the ground by nothing. You lose your way when you JUST saw the exit and spend the next three hours stumbling through trying to get out and praying you wonât get caught by police or worse.
Then thereâs the reports of people sneaking into Norwich State Hospital and being picked up, thrown across the room and waking up hours later and their friends have been trying to wake them up.
Lake Erie has a Nix like spirit called the âStotm Hagâ thats supposedly responsible for all the boats that have sunk in an area of the lake called Misery Bay.
A LOT of boats sunk in that lake, a lot of people gine missing in that lake still.
The only ghost/other worldly thing I ever experienced was the Black Dog. Basically, I was driving out to Mohave desert. It was roughly 2am. Iâm tired from work with my coffee cup empty. My eyes are heavy and the road started to shift. First it was the road swaying to the right then the left. As I cleared my eyes to see straight again. I saw this two red dots appear. Glowing a dark red. Almost like a ember ready to catch again. I get closer almost within range of my head lights. A slight figure begins to come out, shape of a dog with those glowing red eyes. Now I know whatâs gonna happen after that. I either die in a Caidenâs and dragged to hell or I end up killing someone else with my truck. I immediately pull over. Hit my hazards, leave all my lights on and I went to sleep for an hour or two. Wake up and the dog was gone. Scariest shit i ever experienced.
Iâve had my fair share of run ins with things people tend not to speak openly about. But I just keep seeing this one thing and its always in the same way. I live in Texas and tend to drive through the evening/nights. Fill the seats, turn on a podcast, and keep going as fast as legally possible. But whenever Iâm driving through the plains between Lubbock and Junction, or the roads north of Lubbock in the flatlands, you see them. You only see glimpses of the four legged things, running across the fields and letting out screams that sound *just* a bit too much like someone you knew once. Their eyes are always red, a pale glow you might mistake for the car you just passed on the highway, but theyâre out in the fields. Theyâre always out there, and on full moons you can see them more than ever and see their horrific, twisted bodies as they gallop along the roads. They tend not to go into the hill country, but between Kerrville and Junction are things worse, lurking in the hills and around the corners.
http://www.lorepodcast.com/episodes/?offset=1431949862776
Episode 5: Under Construction
Tells a nice little story about the elves that inhabit some stone in Iceland iircâŚ
my soul may finally rest