I’m in the woods placing cardboard cutouts of morels in the leaf litter to trick and bamboozle people

Scamp

Gnome behavior.

This should be illegal

HAPPY WEDNESDAY, MARCH 22nd!!!!

to everyone in the notes saying something along the lines of “omg i need to do this”: i want you to know i had a friend who did exactly this. he christened it Swampy The Bong and contracted cholera like four times as a result and didn’t understand why creek water in his bong was making him shit rivers. dont do this ♡

me when im in an Area

That's a guy alright

he's so fucking over there

And brother he's in a Place

tshirt that says be patient with me i am constantly relearning what it means to be human

bummed that i am a bit of a freak. also glad i am a bit of a freak. does this make sense

and then our kids will he full of a secret fourth thing we don't even know about yet.