"Seriously though,

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

why is this the one

We're watching until you bust because we're country. Never forget.

Is it a universal medication-taker experience to swallow your pills and then five minutes later completely blank and wonder if you’ve actually taken them or if you took the wrong ones

It is

Sometimes you just gotta take the risk of double dosing cause you got am exam that you need to pass

Don't do that my dude. Even if it's safe levels eventually there's a good chance you'll end up in the bathroom vomiting and feeling shitter than if you didn't take them at all.

Is it a universal medication-taker experience to swallow your pills and then five minutes later completely blank and wonder if you’ve actually taken them or if you took the wrong ones

babygirl im gonna fuck you until you can walk #divinemiraclepenis

It's a scam - my ESPenis, in the other hand, is the genuine deal.

Union watches out for its members.

Yeah of course your knight is just reaally loyal and devoted to you. There’s nothing gay going on here, obviously. I saw the way he looks at you btw

never kill yourself. there will be media that will impact you in deep and profound ways, but they havent yet been made. you need to live to see them.

the bad faith misinterpreter:

its fascinating that some people will claim to find value in art and storytelling as a way of human connection; they may agree on the surface that stories we tell have a deep personal and cultural meaning and can profoundly impact us and change our lives, as op said. but then they default to calling art and storytelling "consumption". not all stories are souless billion dollar blockbuster marvel movies with an enormous budget for merch and advertising with the purpose of turning a disgustingly huge profit. like, of course you have such a cynical view of media, because you dont seek out stories that have meaning and love put into them, do you?

your cat was an honor to see in the window

some of yall need to reconnect to people. go touch concrete

^ fell for the fallacy that people are only meant to live in cities

some of yall need to reconnect to nature. fall into a swamp

^ fell for the fallacy that nature are only meant to live in swamp

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

there's a specific point in Evil Dead II where, on the Creepy-Wet scale, the movie rockets all the way to maximum Wet

This also happens in Iron Lung.

"sorry for party rocking" I don't think you are. I think you're sorry you got caught

YALL KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS??!!!