I hear the guys voice now 😂

this literally the worst post ive ever seen in my life. fuck you for posting tjis

op im going to tear you to shreds

To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

How many Tumblcoins do I need to get this whole hellsite deleted.

after some soul searching (jerking off) i have found that everything will be ok!

this is the equivalent to cats picking their kids up by their necks

My daughter loves to be carried like this and it’s completely safe if the article of clothing fits well, is strong, and the child can support their own head

sorry I haven’t replied to ur texts I’ve been overwhelmed by literally anything that’s ever happened or will happen

HE GOING SO HAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAOFAKFAOKFAFFK

What I find most frustrating is when people don’t understand this! I don’t know if it’s a generation thing, but sometimes I’ll be talking and say “So I was like “are you fucking kidding me” and the person will look at me all horrified and say “you didn’t actually say that, did you?” I said LIKE heidi keep up jesus

just found out there’s a fetish thing called fin-dom where rich people get off on sending vast amounts of money to people who verbally abuse them and hey just sayin if you’re into that hmu, i got a paypal and i’m mean

This and “nigga are you ok” are the two best things the Internet has ever produced

@elitelifekd no video can top this classic fam

WHAT THE FUCK