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⚔ the princess bride sentence starters ⚔
“ you mock my pain! ” “ life is pain. ” “ he’s only mostly dead. ” “ i’m on the brute squad. ” “ you are the brute squad. ” “ prepare to die. ” “ we’ll never survive. ” “ nonsense. you’re only saying that because no one ever has. ” “ who are you? ” “ get used to disappointment. ” “ you keep using that word. i do not think it means what you think it means. ” “ i’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. ” “ that may be the first time in my life a man dared insult me. ” “ drop. your. sword. ” “ shut up!! ” “ you’ve made your decision then? ” “ i bet my life on it! ” “ truly, you have dizzying intellect. ” “ you’re just stalling now. ” “ you guessed wrong. ” “ enough of that. ” “ surrender. ” “ you mean you wish to surrender to me? very well, i accept. ” “ i hate waiting. ” “ morons. ” “ you are wonderful. ” “ you seem a decent fellow, i hate to kill you. ” “ why are you smiling? ” “ because i know something you don’t know. ” “ goodnight. good work. i’ll most likely kill you in the morning. ” “ oh, there’s something i ought to tell you. ” “ think it’ll work? ” “ it would take miracle. ” “ hear this now — i will always come for you. ” “ this is true love, you think this happens every day? ” “ death cannot stop true love. ” “ i died that day. ” “ we may as well die here. ” “ he’s dead. he can’t talk. ” “ as you wish. ” “ why didn’t you wait for me? ” “ you can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces. ” “ you killed my love. ” “ it’s possible. i kill a lot of people. ” “ yes, you’re very smart. shut up. ” “ you’ve been mostly-dead all day. ” “ inconceivable!! ” “ let me explain. ” “ your vote of confidence is overwhelming. ” “ what hideous sin have you committed lately? ” “ will you ever forgive me? ” “ there’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. it would be a pity to damage yours. ”
&. 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞 (𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧) 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.
( dialogue prompts taken from episodes 3 & 4 ( "tell no tales" & "the pirates are coming" ) of the netflix live action one piece series. feel free to edit and change as you seem fit. )
❛ when are you gonna stop wasting your life? it's pathetic. ❜
❛ it's our jolly roger. every pirate crew has to have one. and now we do! ❜
❛ why did i have to get dragged along for this? ❜
❛ you think you can do anything i can't do? ❜
❛ i was just... i was trying to help. ❜
❛ you got to be kidding me. that clown was worth 15 million berry. we should've stuffed his head in a bag and brought it with us. ❜
❛ who would pay you that bounty anyway? you're kind of a wanted man yourself now. ❜
❛ well, it's about time one of my sorry excuses for a supporting cast showed up. ❜
❛ arlong wants a word. ❜
❛ well, you can tell arlong... that i don't take requests. ❜
❛ how much do these cost? ❜
❛ if you have to ask, you can't afford it. ❜
❛ listen. we are going to need something a little less flashy if we want to sneak out of here. ❜
❛ you want to steal a ship? ❜
❛ a ship is not just a ship. it's a part of our crew. ❜
❛ real beauty, huh? ❜
❛ wait! wait! wait! i can help you. ❜
❛ our experiences don't define us. it's what we gain from them that matters. you learned, and you survived. ❜
❛ we've had this discussion. you mustn't show up unannounced. ❜
❛ have you come to tell me another story? i do love hearing about your adventures. ❜
❛ when are you ever going to get the opportunity to wear things this nice? ❜
❛ all this stuff. all this space. it's gotta make a person feel... lonely. ❜
❛ i know i can be a tad overprotective at times, but it's just because i couldn't bear to think what i would do were something to happen to you. ❜
❛ have we met before? you look familiar. ❜
❛ being a pirate has been my dream for as long as i can remember. and i'm finally making it a reality. ❜
❛ i'm sorry. am i interrupting something? ❜
❛ is this the best way to ask for an autograph? ❜
❛ i'm here to remind you of your place in the food chain. ❜
❛ you bore me, clown. ❜
❛ so we're friends now? you don't even know me. ❜
❛ wo what do we do now? have a sleepover? do each other's makeup? ❜
❛ i don't want your pity. ❜
❛ have you ever lost anyone close to you? ❜
❛ you're not very good at this friends thing, are you? ❜
❛ you don't think she, like, like likes me, do you? ❜
❛ if you're gonna talk about feelings, i'm really gonna need a drink. ❜
❛ i knew i'd seen your face somewhere. on a wanted poster. ❜
❛ i guess some fruit gets so bruised, it can't help but to be rotten at the core. ❜
❛ let's fight with real blades to see who's best. ❜
❛ but if you want to beat me, you'd better be ready to kill me. ❜
❛ i don't think you know what the truth is anymore. ❜
❛ i'm done running. i'm not leaving your side. not until i know you're safe. ❜
❛ if we stay here, we die. we have to leave now. ❜
❛ two swords not enough? maybe you should've brought more. ❜
❛ if you just give up, what has all our training been for? ❜
❛ let's fight every day. we'll keep getting better and stronger until one of us becomes the greatest. ❜
❛ you'd do that for me? ❜
❛ now, i need you to be strong so we can get out of here. ❜
❛ a dead pirate weighs the same as a live one. ❜
❛ let's not make this more difficult than it need be, hmm? ❜
❛ you'll never get a peaceful night's rest because someone's always waiting to slit your throat. ❜
❛ i've killed more crewmates than i care to remember. they're expendable. every single one of them. ❜
❛ being a pirate is not about raiding villages or perfect plans. it's about adventure. and freedom. ❜
❛ you gave up on your dream. no one who does that can ever call themselves a pirate. ❜
❛ i'll see you again someday. ❜
❛ from now on, it's all gonna be smooth sailing. ❜
❛ you had to open your mouth. ❜
the bringers of the end times.
THE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCOLYPSE.
WAR @rideinflames , DEATH @fourthorsemen , PESTILENCE @plaguebind , POLLUTION @grimecrowned
@fourthorsemen sent in - "even if i did bring them back, it wouldn't be them. it'd be something else. something dark and unnatural."
"o-oh..." the young being looked at the bird in their hands , slowly darkening with grime. a hitch of breath , a quick drop of the thing to the ground before shaken hands come to face. "w-why ? why was i created only to destroy?"

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my favorite headcanon about pollution is how they smell. you'd think they would smell nasty - like a trash dump. no.
air freshener pollution is real.
they smell like your favorite air freshener.
@snakeyedemon sent in - "hello, darling, how are you?"
"darling?" the being sat there , going over the word in their mind over and over ( hyper fixated on it ). no one had ever called them... darling before. dear , yes. pestilence used the name fondly sometimes.... but darling? brows knitted together before alabastor eyes fluttered up to look at them from their perk on the bench. "fine , dear." it was a tease , a little quip before a giggle. "watching the birds fall from the smog.... poor things." yet the gentle breeze wafted a light scent from the being. nothing nasty - strong like someone had just febreze a room.
@sauntereddownward sent in - polly wanna cracker? 😏
"do i look like a parrot to you , demon?" a low growl , a dangerous toxic cloud formed around them. "keep it up and i'll rip those wings off."
𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐓 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐎 𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐀 𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐃 𝐆𝐀𝐙𝐄. he turned on heel to face the mess ( & to obscure the foolish, light dusting of rose to their cheeks ). ' no, there's - ! no, no dating apps. ' voice the slightest bit higher than normal ; from a low drone to an aggravated buzz. lips pursed to a thin line as they drew upon their power to clean the mess with a fluid gesture.
' i'm ... not looking for anything right now. ' not ready for anything.
"there should be dating apps." they said quickly , a giggle as the sounds of the phone echoed in the room.
DELICIOUS!
"why?" it was a tone like a toddler asking the same question over and over. but it was just the simple one but still held the annoyance. a glance up from the bright screen with alabastor eyes , fingers buzzing from the rays of the phone. technology was it's own type of pollution. cyber sickness is an actual thing. "i've had...... five hookups in the last week." a hum.
TASTY!
everyone talking about nickname for the horsemen....
if you call them polly pocket.
they will frew up on you.

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𝖉𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍 doesn't know when they had signed on to be anyone's parent, they are pretty sure they'd remember that. though, as so much of humanity has pointed out -- 𝖉𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍 has a sense of humour. he smirks at the comment, looking at the bags. 𝖕𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖚𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 has always made themself comfortable everywhere. "DAD MUST HAVE BEEN SICK OF YOU GETTING HIS FLAT DIRTY," is the response that escapes in the unmistakenly deep gravelly voice, "HOW IS 𝖕𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖑𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖊??" they then realize, asking that may show just how much and what they were thinking, "AND HOW ARE YOU?? CREATING MUCH CHAOS??" he smiles at @grimecrowned, a look of pride on his face.
a smirk - a childish thing across tanned features. "it's to... pristine..." they hummed before slowly walking over to the being , arms placed behind their back as they walked closer , head turned upward. "he's fiiiine." it was a drawn out way of phrasing. "still no dating apps on their phone." a hand lifted , dancing fingers upwards an arm until booping death's nose ; leaving a smudge of grime. "lucky for you , yeah?" turning , they perked themselves on the table ( rather than the chair ). "i feel like i'm becoming more... powerful. another river consumed by the carelessness of humans...." a chuckle.
denis đặng in nước chảy hoa trôi (2021) | dir. jason
at the horseman's words, aziraphale frowns, immediately standing up from the small table. ❛ well, that just won't do. ❜ it wasn't hard to miracle a beach towel onto one of the chairs, and the angel split their portion in half. ❛ would you like maple syrup or butter ? ❜ they ask, gesturing for pollution to sit at the chair in front of them.
albus stared down at the rather fluffy looking cakes on the table - intrigue and wonder filling alabaster hues - white as snow ; void of life. little shuffling came from them as they came to perch on the towel covered chair. "i...." they began. "i do not know what either is....." perhaps they should have accustomed themselves with the human act years ago.... but why should they have? their sole purpose was to destroy. ".... both?" their eyes fluttered upwards , staring up at the angel.
@divinelyplanned sent in : i assume you don't want pancakes.
the young horsemen sat there , the sludge dripping from fingers. they suddenly grew self conscious as they seemed to be dirtying up the angel's bookshop. "i.... " they showed their hands into pockets. "I've never had... food..."
𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂 ( 𝟏𝟗𝟗𝟖 ); 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 1998 𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘮. 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘴 𝘦𝘵𝘤. 𝘢𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘥. 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘥𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘤𝘦.
when you hear the sound of the deathwatch beetle the person you love is doomed to die.
In this house we have chocolate cake for breakfast.
But with the sweets comes the sour.
Spare me.
____ died of a broken heart.
let's go inside and do some spells.
get the book.
i can't think about anything else. i don't sleep.
perhaps, you might find one better suited.
i don't want anyone else.
i want them to want me so much they can't stand it.
be careful what you wish for.
i hope i never fall in love.
i can't wait to fall in love.
i thought you never wanted to fall in love.
that's the point. the person I dreamed of doesn't exist. and if they doesn't exist, i'll never die of a broken heart.
do you love them enough to marry them?
oh, come on, what's enough?
i feel like I'll never see you again.
of course you will. You can see me again.
we'll grow old together. It'll be you and me living in a big house.
i bet we die on the same day.
you swear?
I need your pocketknife
my blood. your blood. our blood.
i guess the roto-rooter man's history.
hello, darling, how are you?
god, i miss them.
all I want is a normal life.
when are you going to understand that "normal" is not necessarily a virtue? it rather denotes a lack of courage.
well, it's what I want.
i hear you. don't.
look out behind you! on your right!
it was the curse, wasn't it? they died because i loved them so much!
well, I did. and i want them back.
you brought them into my life. you bring them back! i have never asked you for anything ! i never asked for spells, but do this! you can bring them back.
no, dear. you don't do that!
you can do this. i know you can. i remember.
even if i did bring them back, it wouldn't be them. it'd be something else. something dark and unnatural.
i don’t care what they come back as. as long as they come back.
i was just thinking about you.
you're always thinking about me.
i was really, really happy.
they have this whole dracula-cowboy thing about them.
i hope you get chickenpox.
whats wrong with you? we do not cast and we do not toy with people's lives. do you understand? this is not a game.
sometimes i feel there's a hole inside me an emptiness that, at times seems to burn.
i think if you lifted my heart to your ear, probably you could hear the ocean.
i just want someone to love me. i want to be seen.
maybe I've had my happiness.
nudity is entirely optional, as you well remember!
blood on the moon!
where's my tiger's eye? it brings me luck. i left it. i got to get my tiger's eye!
the belladonna is in my bag.
louis l’amor by the way is not a foreigner! he’s from north dakota , you asshole!
give me the bottle before i plow you into a truck just to get you to shut up!
i wasn't using a measuring cup! he tried to kill you!
i just had no one else to turn to.
we have to go to the police. It was self-defense.
the old slowly-poison-him-to-death self-defense?
its not like he's going to stay fresh. it’s now or never.
oh please. since when is being a slut a crime in this family?
you self-centered shrew!
it was a very personal letter.
i’m not going to beat around the bush.
i have a question or two.
belladonna. It's a sedative. people put it in their tea to relax, calm their nerves.
some people also use it as a poison.
you should come here on Halloween. you’d really see something. we all jump off the roof and fly.
do you have any idea how strange this all sounds to me?
magic isn't just spells and potions.
wish you could believe in me.
i assume you don't want pancakes.
we just stick to our stories. no body, no crime.
that's all you can think about, isn't it? you.
it’s all about you.
i don't want to fight.
don't walk away from me. i’m sick and tired of cleaning up your messes.
yeah, you’re right. you’re always right. i’m just a mess. just one big mess!
at least i’ve lived my life and you hate me for it because it scares the hell out of you.
all my life, I've wished I had half your talent.
i want you out of here. i want you done.
i’ll tell you how i did it, where i buried him, what i did it with. i’ll tell you how
hold on just a goodamn second, all right?
i took on oath to uphold the law. i came here to bring in the bad guy because generally that's what i do.
the reason you're here and you don't know why is because i sent for you.
you’re saying what I'm feeling is just one of your spells?
yeah. its not real and if you stay, i wouldn't know if it was because of the spell and you wouldn't know if it was because i didn't want to go to prison.
you know, all relationships have problems.
why don't you do what you do and what I do. and we'll see where we end up. okay?
curses only have power when you believe in them and i don't.
you know what? i wished for you too.
you can't practice witchcraft while you look down your nose at it.
we need a full coven.
here is the thing. i’m a witch!
stay with me.
we're supposed to die together, remember? the same time. you promised me that and this is not that day.
i got a worm with your name on it. you thirsty?
can love travel back in time and heal a broken heart?
there are some things i know for certain. always throw spilled salt over your left shoulder. keep rosemary by your garden gate. plant lavender for luck and fall in love whenever you can.

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denis đặng in nước chảy hoa trôi (2021)
it's not a giddy smile on her features now, wide with wonder as bloodshed and chaos surround her. there's a quiet, but no less deadly, smirk toying with the corners of cherry red lips as she narrowly avoids stepping what looks to be some kind of dead animal. they had been drinking from the river. pity. ❛ you should have seen all of the litter in a war camp, ❜ war greets @grimecrowned in the only way they ever have ; by throwing a piece of trash ( this time an empty coffee cup ) straight into the water. ❛ people have never cleaned up for themselves, no matter what century it is. ❜ there's almost a nostalgic tone to her voice and she sighs, avoiding the bench towards the river and instead plopping down in what was left of the grass. mostly dead weeds now.
it was like a calling - when the animal avoid the water ; avoid the smell and yet. they had been staring over the death of the animal that dared to drink from the beauty of the river. the cup brought their attention ( as if an offering. ) the horseman rose slowly from their knelt position. "i'm sure it was laced with beauty." their voice soft - a hint of toxicity to it. the younger being turned to the beauty of war , head tilting to the side as silver strands fell off shoulder. "people destroy their home as much as they do themselves. how fared the war in the south ? " they turned , the sludge dripping from their fingertips as finger ran through silver hair ( staining it. ) "you seemed to have been gone longer this time."