“very bad situations handled not exactly how you’d think” starters
i’m incredibly bored
17 starters | TW: murder/violence
« all right, don’t freak out? don’t freak out. they’re dead but please do not scream. »
« ah, yes. this is just want i wanted. more murder. »
« is that a knife in your pocket or are y- oh, ok. that’s a knife. »
« just because i may have broken some laws in the past that doesn’t mean that i did that too. »
« i know what you’re thinking, with all the blood and this thing in my hand and the screams you heard before, but i swear i can explain. »
« you’re acting as if you wouldn’t be hyped to have a cult ready to sacrifice someone to a old god for you. »
« what do you mean “why”? the right question would be “why not”. »
« to be quite fair, they had to see this coming. »
« ah, well. i never needed that finger, anyway. »
« who was there? if it’s the police tell ‘em i’m not home. »
« welp, who would’ve guessed. cars DO burn well after all. »
« yes it was an explosion. yes that was normal. don’t worry about that. »
« what dead body? … oooh. THIS dead body. yeah, right. i almost forgot. »
« oh no, don’t worry. this is fine. it’s just my entire leg. »
« why yes, we can stay here and discuss if it’s ethical or not, but can’t we just agree that it was pretty cool? »
« … and that’s the story of how i can’t go back home without risking certain death. questions? »
« just take this and go wild my dude. you know how to use a gun, right? »
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